The Good News Thread

[SuburbanFarmer]

Just a place for positive stories.


https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/31/us/teach ... index.html

Don't know if this deserves the CMH, but that's a hell of a thing.

[Smitty-48]

Good news

The Black Swan is here

The world is changing in real time

And we are living it, living history right now

You will tell your grandchildren about it

And the best is, you don't watch this war on tv

The bug has brought it right to your door

In the fog of war right now, making history in real time

Priceless

[Martin Hash]

I get credit for calling it. I specifically said “2020.” My kids give me credit, anyway. I keep telling them to be excited. They still have their lives ahead of them so they’re apprehensive. I’m looking to buy a 1963 Avanti cheap.

[Smitty-48]

Literally a species wide event

Whether it turns out to be the doomsday bug or just a false alarm, doesn't matter

Every Apex Predator Male on earth is experiencing the same event at the same moment

Every heterosexual female is rallying around their mate right now

This is when life gets good

Blow Job City, fuck yeah

[Smitty-48]

I mean, this is it, this is the breach for all our women know

This is when we get to do our thing

Home Sapiens Sapiens Apex Predator Male serving the purpose for which he was born

Get hype

[Martin Hash]

Gwynne dyed her hair blond, blond; not just blond. First time; probably a connection to BJC.

[Martin Hash]

I got some smoke; good bud, years old. I think I’ll toke it up tonight when the kids come over to visit. (It’s fucking hailing, goddammit.)

[Smitty-48]

Gwynne dyed her hair blond, blond; not just blond. First time; probably a connection to BJC.

Ya gotta love it when they do that

Whole new girlfriend

That's hot

[Smitty-48]

Mrs Smitty prolly won't think to do that

She's so busy with work right now, she's super focused

I could make her it do it tho

Hold her down, pull her new hairdo, make her say naughty things out loud

Sweating like Elvis now

[Martin Hash]

When we were young, 40-something years ago, I had a 20 second trigger. Gwynne would do anything for 20 seconds. Now I’m old, it’s no fair. Gotta be careful what I ask for; even keel, keep everybody happy.