2024 Republican primary predictions

who would win

Fuhrer Tucker
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14%
Lying Ted Cruz
1
14%
Randlet Paul
1
14%
Barron Trump's Time Machine
1
14%
Daddy's Princess Ivanka
1
14%
Benjamin "BB" Netanyahu
0
No votes
Based Black Guy in a Maga Hat
1
14%
Mike "Spray the Gay Away" Pence
0
No votes
¡Jeb!
1
14%
General Pompeo of the US Gay Force
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 7
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TheReal_ND
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2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:52 pm

ITT we speculate who the next republican nominee will be

Please help me fill the list
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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:06 pm

Benjamin Netanyahu.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by pineapplemike » Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:10 pm

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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:18 pm

Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:06 pm
 Benjamin Netanyahu.
Good pick
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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by clubgop » Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:04 am

Nikki Haley
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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by Hastur » Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:32 am

Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West 2024. Just imagine Kim Kardashian as first lady. It's Destiny.

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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:53 am

Darth Pompeo

Although really, he's the President right now, Cheney 2.0
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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Mar 10, 2020 11:01 am

clubgop wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:04 am
Nikki Haley
Darth Pence with defeat her with ease, she's not a Sith Lord, she's Republican Klobuchar

Odds are, everybody moves up one rank

Darth Pence - Darth Pompeo 2024

Bush - Cheney 3.0
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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by Xenophon » Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:22 pm

Jeb!
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Re: 2024 Republican primary predictions

Post by heydaralon » Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:44 pm

Xenophon wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:22 pm
Jeb!
The guy has been through enough. His wife got deported under Trump. Why would you wish more ill will on him? Leave poor Jeb alone.
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