Wuhan flu is actually very fake and gay

[Smitty-48]

Still like Tony Montana up in here tho

Two Smith & Wesson's on my patio table

Point Three Five Seven Magnum Model Six Eight Six Dash Three

Point Four Four Magnum Model Twenty Nine

Demo Dick + Dirty Harry

Keeping It Gangstah

[StCapps]

Dorothy has brought me lunch

Montreal bagel, cream cheese & lox, dressed with capers

Am Yisreal Chai

Jew QT FTW

[Smitty-48]

Dorothy has brought me lunch

Montreal bagel, cream cheese & lox, dressed with capers

Am Yisreal Chai

Jew QT FTW

Killed by the AIDS pandemic. RIP

[Smitty-48]

My new Russian neighbors are working on their deck, so I can crank my tunes

Their house is exactly the same as mine, just one lot to the right

Their backyard is nowhere near as nice as mine, but they are still very happy to have bought here

My old neighbors might be kicking themselves under lockdown now, they moved to a condo

My new neighbor is this older but bolder Russian chick who is probably sixty but still pretty hot FAOB

Her Gen Y son lives with her and he is the one working on the deck

He just looked over and saw the wheelguns on my patio and his eyes went wide like pie plates

I just grinned like a demon

Smitty Crockett, no crime where I come from

[StCapps]

My new Russian neighbors are working on their deck, so I can crank my tunes

Their house is exactly the same as mine, just one lot to the right

Their backyard is nowhere near as nice as mine, but they are still very happy to have bought here

My old neighbors might be kicking themselves under lockdown now, they moved to a condo

My new neighbor is this older but bolder Russian chick who is probably sixty but still pretty hot FAOB

Her Gen Y son lives with her and he is the one working on the deck

He just looked over and saw the wheelguns on my patio and his eyes went wide like pie plates

I just grinned like a demon

Smitty Crockett, no crime where I come from

FOAB?

[Smitty-48]

My new Russian neighbors are working on their deck, so I can crank my tunes

Their house is exactly the same as mine, just one lot to the right

Their backyard is nowhere near as nice as mine, but they are still very happy to have bought here

My old neighbors might be kicking themselves under lockdown now, they moved to a condo

My new neighbor is this older but bolder Russian chick who is probably sixty but still pretty hot FAOB

Her Gen Y son lives with her and he is the one working on the deck

He just looked over and saw the wheelguns on my patio and his eyes went wide like pie plates

I just grinned like a demon

Smitty Crockett, no crime where I come from

FOAB?

FAOB : For An Older Broad

Pronounce "Fay-Ob"

[Smitty-48]

Like she's not as old as my moms, she's probably just pushing sixty now

But she's Russian, so she takes care of herself, it's clear

And she's flirty, in a Russian sort of way

[Smitty-48]

Like, okay, I got the Nifra cranked, and she just came out, did a little dance, and winked at me :bites fist:

FAOB

[Smitty-48]

They got a nice dog too

She's a mutt, rescue dog, but she's sporty

Shakima Greggs wants to play with her

Big Duke not so much, Big Duke barks at the puppy in the other yard

[Smitty-48]

Gen Y son didn't have his girl with him at first, but she has joined him now, loves the new house too

She could be a qt, but she's Gen Y, so she's a dork

I'd bang the moms a hundred times over before I would touch her with a ten foot pole