CNN:
High level senior officials in the White House have declared war on Iran. In what has been named "Operation Dilation" by top level senior advisors in the Pentagon, Trans paratroopers have already been deploying deep behind enemy lines and are engaging children in public libraries with entertaining get ups and children's stories about anthromorphic characters that challenge social norms and push for equality and diversity. Meanwhile, Israel has been shelling enemy positions with interracial pornography in the hopes of encouraging troops to engage in cuckoldry while Academic elites are busy rewriting their history to include people of color.
"This is going to be a full spectrum push," says general Mathis. "When we are finished with them, they won't even know what bathroom to use. We anticipate high levels of infant mortality rates in the womb and even greater levels of suicide."
When reached for comment, White House correspondents said, "We welcome our new Chaos overlords. May Slanesh guide us to a thousand year reign of true Enlightnement."
Meanwhile stock market futures are looking up with Pfizer and Facebook stocks looking particularly bullish.
