President Andrew Yang

[Speaker to Animals]

Who's bold enough to run on a platform of land redistribution from the boomers to millennials and gen x?

[Fife]

Once you get da blang, you buy less. The more you get, the less you spend.

You've just been married the one time, right?

:goteam: :drunk:

[Smitty-48]

Once you get da blang, you buy less. The more you get, the less you spend.

You've just been married the one time, right?

:goteam: :drunk:

Just one time, for twenty years so far, which is longer than either of my father's marriages

If I can get eight more years, it will be longer than both my father's marriages combined.

[Speaker to Animals]

Instead of ffiteen acres and a mule, how about one mcmansion and monthly escort?

[Fife]

Once you get da blang, you buy less. The more you get, the less you spend.

You've just been married the one time, right?

:goteam: :drunk:

Just one time, for twenty years so far, which is longer than either of my father's marriages

If I can get eight more years, it will be longer than both my father's marriages combined.

You got a good one, keep her happy.

Blang discipline doesn't come standard on every model.

[Smitty-48]

You've just been married the one time, right?

:goteam: :drunk:

Just one time, for twenty years so far, which is longer than either of my father's marriages

If I can get eight more years, it will be longer than both my father's marriages combined.

You got a good one, keep her happy.

Blang discipline doesn't come standard on every model.

Coming from a broken home at a young age has made me value the sanctity of marriage.

Latchkey Kids know.

[Smitty-48]

Now, I will leave everything to my wife.

My wife will leave everything to her favorite niece.

So there is progeny, she's a good girl, a Millennial, but a hard working one.

She comes a broken home too.

So our niece will be our surrogate daughter for the purposes of the estate.

She will secure da bag in the end.

[Speaker to Animals]

This one is serious: what about SBA grants to Americans over 35 to start a small business, if they qualify and go through a program to work out a good business plan?

[Smitty-48]

Alright, now I am out on the deck with the computer.

Warm sunshine and perfect blue skies with a view.

It's not actually warm yet, but since I am acclimatized to winter still, feels good man.

[Smitty-48]

Now I want a margarita.

Wasn't planning on breaking the margarita maker out until it got actually warm.

But now that I am sitting here in the sun, I could go for some tequila.

This is where the retractable awning is a must, sometimes you need more sun, sometimes you need shade.

Secure the bag.