RIP SPEAKER TO ANIMALS

[heydaralon]

I was moved to tears when he sent me a final PM frantically pleading for help as the water was rising to his neck. Sadly, this is another example of why we cannot ignore Climate Change anymore. There has never been a hurricane as bad as this one, and the coal plants in the Appalachian mountains caused that warm water in the Atlantic to engulf the entire country in despair and misery. I wish I could have helped Speaker, but there is nothing more we can do, except send him off right. I am making the funeral arrangments, and if anyone wants to donate money feel free to send me a PM with your credit card info (please include the 3 digit security code on the back along with the 16 digit code) or social security number. This is a very hard time for me, but I still have a lot or work to do, so don't think that sending me this relevant financial information will overload me. I will be strong. The e-funeral will take place on Saturday with a memorial thread and some readings from Christopher Hitchens, as well as Ta-Nehisi Paul Coates,Eric Hobsbawm and Richard Dawkins. Speaker loved knowledge and these thinkers gave meaning to his life. Honor him with me and please put your dollars to good use! If we cut our emissions now, we may never have to worry about another Florence taking place.

[Fife]

Fire!
Fire!!
Fire!!!

There, now I've gone and done it, right here in our crowded theater.

[Speaker to Animals]

Those were very nice words. Thank you.

[clubgop]

Those were very nice words. Thank you.

So, you alive? Wait, who did I give my credit card no. to? GIVE IT BACK!!!

[heydaralon]

Those were very nice words. Thank you.

So, you alive? Wait, who did I give my credit card no. to? GIVE IT BACK!!!

Kath and Martin have taken over Speaker's account and are attempting to use it as a puppet to post irresponsible globalist ideas. Any post you see from him here on out is from them. Your credit card info is safe with me, please do not cancel it. Some of your bills may seem a bit strange next month, but that is because many of the contractors helping the Carolinas are coming from Nigeria and Eastern Europe. And Best Buy, because Speaker always wanted a 72" Flat Screen TV. I am going to bury that with him at his grave. Thank you for your support. I hope the rest of the forum follows your lead and makes a positive impact on the Hurricane ravaged state!

[Fife]

go gata

[Speaker to Animals]

Guys, I survived. Home is flooded out. I am trapped living with the single mothers on the second and third floors. Help. Send money.

[heydaralon]

Guys, I survived. Home is flooded out. I am trapped living with the single mothers on the second and third floors. Help. Send money.

I got this dude. Don't worry. We just need to get Martin and a couple of people to send some info and $ and we are home free. I was gonna split the take with you but if you keep posting you are gonna blow the whole thing. I need this. Clubby already donated so now we need a few others and we are golden. Fife has been biting so we may be able to get his info as well.

[Speaker to Animals]

I heard Tennessee is flooding too. This thing is biblical.

[pineapplemike]

why didn't the animals warn you? don't they have natural disaster privilege or something