College dropout refuses to leave her dorm room

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College dropout refuses to leave her dorm room

Post by Fife » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:50 pm

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College dropout refuses to leave her dorm room

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She loves the college life — just not the classes.

Hunter College is waging a court battle to evict a stubborn student who refuses to leave her dorm room some two years after dropping out.

Delaware native Lisa S. Palmer — who has not paid rent since 2016 — refuses to leave Room E579 at the school’s 425 E. 25th St. co-ed dormitory, according to an eviction lawsuit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court.

The 32-year-old “racked up a staggering $94,000 in unpaid residence hall charges on account of her continued occupancy, all the while ignoring Hunter College’s service of additional vacate notices,” said the suit.

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“I felt that it was a miscommunication initially, but after I met with the dean I felt that they were starting to treat me unfairly. It was like, ‘Get out,’” she said.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:57 pm

:think:

She said no, what do we do?

I don't know. No one's ever tried that before.
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Re: College dropout refuses to leave her dorm room

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:31 pm

Pick her up, carry her outside on your shoulders, drop her off in the police paddy wagon. Meanwhile, send the janitor in with boxes to pack her shit.

Am I on crazy pills or is the country just fucked?

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Post by brewster » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:13 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Pick her up, carry her outside on your shoulders, drop her off in the police paddy wagon. Meanwhile, send the janitor in with boxes to pack her shit.

Am I on crazy pills or is the country just fucked?
It's safe to say you've never been a landlord. "Possession" is a part of that "my home is my castle" legal stuff so many here are fond of. I've heard stories of people breaking into vacant homes, changing the locks, and telling the owner to fuck off. The police come, and tell the owner they need to go to court and evict them to get them out, if people claim its their home they can't be arrested for trespass.

I'm anticipating a situation like this if my only lowlife tenant, who looks like crap, ODs, and his batshit crazy girlfriend who's not on on the lease refuses to move out.
We are only accustomed to dealing with like twenty online personas at a time so when we only have about ten people some people have to be strawmanned in order to advance our same relative go nowhere nonsense positions. -TheReal_ND

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:24 pm

brewster wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:Pick her up, carry her outside on your shoulders, drop her off in the police paddy wagon. Meanwhile, send the janitor in with boxes to pack her shit.

Am I on crazy pills or is the country just fucked?
It's safe to say you've never been a landlord. "Possession" is a part of that "my home is my castle" legal stuff so many here are fond of. I've heard stories of people breaking into vacant homes, changing the locks, and telling the owner to fuck off. The police come, and tell the owner they need to go to court and evict them to get them out, if people claim its their home they can't be arrested for trespass.

I'm anticipating a situation like this if my only lowlife tenant, who looks like crap, ODs, and his batshit crazy girlfriend who's not on on the lease refuses to move out.

I'd fuck that dude up. He can move his shit out like a man, or he's doing it in crutches.

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Re: College dropout refuses to leave her dorm room

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:26 pm

This chicken shit is going to stop when the collapse comes. The idea that you can "own" somebody else's property is fucking insane.

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Re: College dropout refuses to leave her dorm room

Post by brewster » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:[
I'd fuck that dude up. He can move his shit out like a man, or he's doing it in crutches.
You sound brave like Cadet Bonespurs. But there's actually laws about renting property and laws about assault. It sounds good to say the law sucks, till you get rid of the rule of law and the other guy is bigger or has a bigger gun. I'm recalling the rich dude in Lucifer's Hammer who finds his house in the hills already occupied when he finally gets there. In the breakdown possession is more than 9/10ths, and you can't guard the shack ALL the time, a man's gotta eat.
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Re: College dropout refuses to leave her dorm room

Post by Martin Hash » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:39 pm

They have to move out on their own. First post a Notice then serve a Retainer then take the Right of Restitution to hire a Sheriff Reserve officer for 4 hours. When he goes off duty in front of the place, drive in with the Merc and make sure the wife cries.
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Re: College dropout refuses to leave her dorm room

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:51 pm

brewster wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:[
I'd fuck that dude up. He can move his shit out like a man, or he's doing it in crutches.
You sound brave like Cadet Bonespurs. But there's actually laws about renting property and laws about assault. It sounds good to say the law sucks, till you get rid of the rule of law and the other guy is bigger or has a bigger gun. I'm recalling the rich dude in Lucifer's Hammer who finds his house in the hills already occupied when he finally gets there. In the breakdown possession is more than 9/10ths, and you can't guard the shack ALL the time, a man's gotta eat.


Hamner was a total pussy, though. Look at what Senator Jellison did to people who tried to crash his valley. They blew up the fucking bridge, man. Supreme Alpha.