Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

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Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

Post by Fife » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:22 pm

Piss off, bitch . . . I'm coming through, East Bound and Down.



Towns cracking down on GPS app shortcuts
But it's not just about avoiding getting lost. Some drivers still use the technology to, say, get to and from work or school, in order to avoid the headache of a traffic jam or closed roadways. The apps use real-time traffic data to reroute drivers around long delays, sometimes taking vehicles through little-known bypasses or residential streets not normally used by a large number of vehicles for a daily commute.

"There are a lot of roads that I would not have gone down otherwise, but Waze is telling me to go down this shortcut," one unnamed commuter told WBZ-TV in Boston in November.
Awwww. Hellz. Naw.

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Re: Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:23 pm

East bound and down never gets old.

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Re: Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

Post by Fife » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:28 pm

Jerry Reed was a hell of a hoot, cousin. You would have enjoyed meeting him.

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Re: Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:28 pm

Probably not, I despise musicians.
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Re: Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

Post by Fife » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:39 pm

Oh well, then, definitely not.

You should stay at home.

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Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:40 pm

Fife wrote:Oh well, then, definitely not.

You should stay at home.
Curmudgeonly recluse; fine by me.
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Re: Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

Post by Okeefenokee » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:41 pm

Son!

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Re: Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

Post by Fife » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:45 pm

You can mansplain it all, down to City Hall.

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Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:45 pm

Yessum!

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Re: Stay Off Muh Roadz. Muh Roadssszzz !!

Post by Fife » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:00 pm