North Korea 'sentences Trump to death' for insulting Kim Jong-un

[The Conservative]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... im-jong-un

North Korea’s state media has criticised Donald Trump for insulting leader Kim Jong-Un, saying the US president deserved the death penalty and calling him a coward for canceling a visit to the inter-Korean border.

[SuburbanFarmer]

so.... ?

[Speaker to Animals]

That's awesome. I wish I could get them to do that.

Trump should buy him a year-long Weight Watchers plan.

[SilverEagle]

You know if Trump wants to fix the N.K. issue all he has to do is send out a bunch of tweets that state things like......You know that Rocket man's generals smile at him but are laughing at him on the inside. N.K. Generals know that they have the real power.
Stuff like that would get back to him and he would start seeing enemies everywhere over time, more than he already does.

[SuburbanFarmer]

You know if Trump wants to fix the N.K. issue all he has to do is send out a bunch of tweets that state things like......You know that Rocket man's generals smile at him but are laughing at him on the inside. N.K. Generals know that they have the real power.
Stuff like that would get back to him and he would start seeing enemies everywhere over time, more than he already does.

Good strategy.. Until Kim achieves Twitter capability, and tells Trump 'you welcome for the election!'

[Speaker to Animals]

You know if Trump wants to fix the N.K. issue all he has to do is send out a bunch of tweets that state things like......You know that Rocket man's generals smile at him but are laughing at him on the inside. N.K. Generals know that they have the real power.
Stuff like that would get back to him and he would start seeing enemies everywhere over time, more than he already does.

Might backfire, but funny.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Just so long as the POTUS doesn't read any tweets himself, we'll be fine.

[TheReal_ND]

HIS HANDS ARE NORMAL SIZED FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[SilverEagle]

You know if Trump wants to fix the N.K. issue all he has to do is send out a bunch of tweets that state things like......You know that Rocket man's generals smile at him but are laughing at him on the inside. N.K. Generals know that they have the real power.
Stuff like that would get back to him and he would start seeing enemies everywhere over time, more than he already does.

Good strategy.. Until Kim achieves Twitter capability, and tells Trump 'you welcome for the election!'

Yeah that won't do dick here. However Kim's paranoia would creep in, take hold, and once he started killing off Generals and their families at an alarming rate the dominos would start to fall fast. If Trump would deploy this strategy it would work and history would judge that move as genius.

[SuburbanFarmer]

You know if Trump wants to fix the N.K. issue all he has to do is send out a bunch of tweets that state things like......You know that Rocket man's generals smile at him but are laughing at him on the inside. N.K. Generals know that they have the real power.
Stuff like that would get back to him and he would start seeing enemies everywhere over time, more than he already does.

Good strategy.. Until Kim achieves Twitter capability, and tells Trump 'you welcome for the election!'

Yeah that won't do dick here. However Kim's paranoia would creep in, take hold, and once he started killing off Generals and their families at an alarming rate the domino would start to fall fast. If Trump would deploy this strategy it would work and history would judge that move as genius.

I agree. But a month later, Putin's twitter account would come alive with hair and hands-based insult comedy. Trump would lose his fucking mind.