Fellatio Cafe

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Fife
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Fellatio Cafe

Post by Fife » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:52 am

This is in Switzerland, but is there any reasonable purpose for anti-sex-work laws in the U.S.?

Maybe this could be a comeback strategy for Hooters, or just a survival strategy for Starbucks.

Anyway, it would be great if this were legal in the U.S., so we could shop for this service at the Walmart at half the price.

'Fellatio cafe' where customers receive oral sex while they drink their coffee

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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by de officiis » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:10 am

Wouldn't it make it hard to catch up on the news?
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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by Fife » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:14 am

Just think about baseball.

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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by TheReal_ND » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:13 am

So the price is fifty bucks which seems to imply the employee would literally be sucking dicks for twenty dollars...

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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by pineapplemike » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:24 am

Wow, Mike Judge's Idiocracy strikes again

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Joe: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?
Frito: Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by TheReal_ND » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:26 am

Heh

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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by doc_loliday » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:32 am

Not commenting on whether its right or wrong, but this will never happen in the US. Both right and left, especially SJW types and ultra feminists are solidly puritanical.

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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:45 am

Nasty

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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by Fife » Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:12 pm

pineapplemike wrote:Wow, Mike Judge's Idiocracy strikes again

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Joe: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?
Frito: Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
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I think you've identified why this story struck a nerve with me this morning (other than the obvious reason: I need a blowjob).

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Re: Fellatio Cafe

Post by Fife » Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:14 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Nasty
Yeah a Hooters BJ would definitely be nasty (although you might get a decent contact high along with your STD).

I can see where a Starbucks BJ would be pretty clean, tho.

Walmart would be absolutely spotless; their risk management people would make sure about that.

Nothing like having to pass a drug test to give head for tips. :goteam: :drunk:
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