WTF Canada?!

[Speaker to Animals]

It's time to get rid of these damned, dirty immigrants and make America great again.

[Smitty-48]

Smits, I expect you'll get easy entry into the Kalifornia Republic when the time comes. Then you'll just need to pull a few strings to get passage across the desert to the Promised Land.

Other way round, Nevada will sell me the condo, I will drive to the ocean as necessary from there.

In summer, I will return here, to the red and green maples.

[Smitty-48]

It's time to get rid of these damned, dirty immigrants and make America great again.

Please. I'm so squeaky clean, I could pass an FBI background check for compartmentalized security clearance.

[Speaker to Animals]

It's time to get rid of these damned, dirty immigrants and make America great again.

Please. I'm so squeaky clean, I could pass an FBI background check for compartmentalized security clearance.

That just means you donated to the Clinton Foundation.

[Smitty-48]

I was reporting up the chain of command to the American Supreme Allied Commander, before most of these faghats were born.

[Smitty-48]

Frankly, America loves me, when I go to America, I'm like the Pied Piper, America follows me around singing "oh Smitty, we so horny, why you not let us love you long time, baybee?

[Speaker to Animals]

In truth, we need to do a great exchange. We take the Canadian rebels and Canada takes our ass hippies and cross dressers.

[Smitty-48]

When Americans find out that my grandparents were American, they deny that I am even a Canadian, they say I am an American, Canada is a fake country, just come home, whatsa matta witchu?

The idea that an American would live in Canada voluntarily, seems crazy to them.

[heydaralon]

You can come here, but in exchange Canada takes Lena Dunham. That pig said she would move to Canada after 2016 anyway. Canada is a Marxist dictatorship, but I still feel bad for them having to take Dunham.

[Smitty-48]

When I explain to Americans that it is by solemn oath to the British Crown, they say; Declaration of Independence, fuck all that Limey shit, if your grandfather was American, you are an American.