Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by Hastur » Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:25 am

Joining sounds simple enough. I hear they have a lot of dropouts. You get lots of opportunities to leave. They only want the truly dedicated people.

http://foreignlegion.info/joining/
So, how to join the French Foreign Legion? The ONLY solution to join the French Foreign Legion is to go to mainland France (in EUROPE) and knock on the door of one of the Foreign Legion recruiting centers (once you are in, free accommodation, food and clothing are immediately provided by the Legion).

There is NO OTHER WAY! No online applications, no letters of invitation, no French embassy’s documents are providing to join the French Foreign Legion. Keep in mind.

You will be enlisted as a single man, even if you are married. The first contract you sign up is for 5 years.

The entire recruiting & selection process takes 2 – 5 weeks (in most cases, the exact period depends on every candidate individually). The process starts when you pass your passport to a serving legionnaire in a recruiting center (either an information office or a preselection center – you will see the list below).

The process ends when you are officially accepted or rejected. During the whole period (from passing the passport to a legionnaire until your acceptance or rejection), free accommodation, food and clothing are provided by the Legion.

The candidates having passed all the tests are officially accepted or rejected every working Thursday afternoon. As a volunteer, you are allowed to ask to go home every morning during the entire selection process.



French Foreign Legion: Entry Requirements
What DOES matter to join the Legion
to be a man between 17.5 and 39.5 years – read more here:
Age limits for joining the French Foreign Legion
to have a valid ID (Identity document)
ID Card or a Passport for recruits from the European Union (EU)
PASSPORT for recruits from all over the world
to have a birth certificate verified copy (translation into English or French languages prefered)
– confirmation of the certificate’s copy not older than 6 months while enlisting
– you are allowed to enlist in the Legion without the certificate as well, nonetheless, the document will facilitate your engagement
to be NOT wanted by Interpol (NO murders, NO drug trafficking…)
to be physically fit to serve at all times and in all places around the world, for at least 5 years
to have BMI between 20 and 30 – read more:
Height and weight requirements for joining the French Foreign Legion
to be able to write and read in your native language


What does NOT matter to join the Legion
your citizenship (if you are a Brazilian, Indian, Russian, Japanese citizen etc…) doesn’t matter
your race origin doesn’t matter
your religion doesn’t matter
your knowledge / ignorance of the French language doesn’t matter
your educational background doesn’t matter
your qualifications doesn’t matter
your social status doesn’t matter
your professional status doesn’t matter
your marriage / marital status or family status doesn’t matter
your previous military or non-military background doesn’t matter


French Foreign Legion: Entry Tests

Psycho-technical tests

IQ tests

Personality tests

Sports tests
Beep test (Luc léger in French, see Multi-stage fitness test; a rhythmic running between two points that are 20 meters apart from side to side; running speed is determined by audio beeps at set intervals with increasing frequency – you have to complete at least 7 levels)
Pull-ups (make at least 7 pull-ups) with straight arms
NEW! You have to know swimming (at least 25 meters, without any support or safety equipment)

Medical tests
you will pass a medical visit
be sure you have healthy teeth (or treated)
maximum number of missing teeth between 4 and 6, depending on the value of the teeth
masticatory coefficient (to have quite healthy teeth) greater than or equal to 40%
provide medical documentation concerning your previous medical surgery to assure there are currently no side-effects, as a result of such surgery – if not, you risk to be sent to the hospital in Marseille to get this documentation at your own expense
provide medical documentation (health certificate) concerning your previous grave illness to assure there are currently no side-effects, as a result of such illness
for eyesight / vision problems, read here:
Eyesight: French Foreign Legion vision requirements
Examples of the reasons for disqualification:
tuberculosis
hepatitis
cancer
HIV
diabetes
overload weight
a psychiatric disorder during treatment
to have very poor eyesight (see the post linked above)
bad hearing (you pass a sound hearing test – it tests your ears at different frequencies)
total loss of a finger
laxity (instability) of the knee
recurrent dislocation of the patella
hernia recovery with after-effects (recurrent hernia problems)


What to take with you to the French Foreign Legion
The number-one rule in packing for an enlistement to the Legion is to pack light.

You HAVE TO take with you:
all documents already stated above (ID card, …)
3 T-shirts, 3 briefs and 3 pairs of socks
a pair of trainer/sneaker
about 10-50 euros
vanity case/toiletries:
soap/shower gel
razor + lather
toothbrush
toothpaste
bath towel
bath shoes/slippers


You SHOULDN’T take with you:
computer/laptop/tablet
camera
big amount of money (300+ euros/400+ USD)
credit cards
valuables, jewellery


You MUST NOT take with you:
weapons: gun, knife…
car or motorcycle keys
house keys
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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:34 am

Hastur wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:25 am
Joining sounds simple enough. I hear they have a lot of dropouts. You get lots of opportunities to leave. They only want the truly dedicated people.
The first hurdle to overcome is 7 chin ups on the first day you arrive.

They have to be proper pull ups, so it's best be able to do a couple extra, say 9 to be sure.
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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:30 am

A couple of bits of advice from one Francophile to another Nuke.
First off, when you get there tell the cookhouse that you are vegetarian. French chefs love vegetarians.
Secondly, try to bring up Operation Catapult in conversation. The French like to talk about Naval battles. It will help if you say you have British ancestors.
Bon chance mon ami.
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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by Fife » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:31 am

Also, don't forget to tell the recruiting office Legionnaires what your preferred pronouns are.

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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:35 am

This is really gay advice and I'm going to take it all lol

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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:38 am

The curious story of Lawrence Franks.

West Point grad, 10th Mountain Division officer.

Deserts the US Army to join the Legion.

Serves a full tour in the Legion.

Then comes back and turns himself in to be sent to Leavenworth.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... ife-38057/
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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:42 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:38 am
The curious story of Lawrence Franks.

West Point grad, 10th Mountain Division officer.

Deserts the US Army to join the Legion.

Serves a full tour in the Legion.

Then comes back and turns himself in to be sent to Leavenworth.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... ife-38057/
That's hilarious. He chose the last name of his commanding officer he just deserted.

The article makes it sound like he was in some kind of nightmare sentence, but it was only four years. Dude is out now.

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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:04 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:42 pm
The article makes it sound like he was in some kind of nightmare sentence, but it was only four years. Dude is out now.
Bowe Bergdahl deserts to the Taliban on the battlefield, gets discharged with $1000 fine.

Franks deserts to the Legion, serves NATO in Afghanistan, returns of his volition, gets fours years in the brig.
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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:08 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:04 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:42 pm
The article makes it sound like he was in some kind of nightmare sentence, but it was only four years. Dude is out now.
Bowe Bergdahl deserts to the Taliban on the battlefield, gets discharged with $1000 fine.

Franks deserts to the Legion, serves NATO in Afghanistan, returns of his volition, gets fours years in the brig.
Yeah, that's fucked. Bergdahl got people killed too.

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Re: Breaking: US and Russia to announce Syria cease fire

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:15 pm

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