Huh, you were the person who wished me a happy birthday first last year.
Is your supply of good cheer finite?
Happy belated fucking birthday. I was getting around to it.
My store of good cheer, BTW, is the opposite of "finite." Remember those previous mercies fondly; the Tralfamadorians would point out that a single "happy birthday" lasts forever.
The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
Huh, you were the person who wished me a happy birthday first last year.
Is your supply of good cheer finite?
Happy belated fucking birthday. I was getting around to it.
My store of good cheer, BTW, is the opposite of "finite." Remember those previous mercies fondly; the Tralfamadorians would point out that a single "happy birthday" lasts forever.
The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
Thanks, my anniversary is not complete until all my cryptic lawyer friends have wished me a happy birthday in as confusing a manner as possible.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Happy Birthday Grumps. It's been your birthday for an hour and a half here in the motherland. Hope you have something special planned.
40 today, it's all downhill from there.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
I was getting around to it. 
Man, you twist that shit deep.
