BREAKING NEWS

[Speaker to Animals]

For real.

Someone hacked @jack.

With an axe?

[Fife]

Jack can get fucked by a rusty fire prod

Jack's gonna bring his lusty lady lawyer from Rogan and roast your country ass like he did the beanie-boi.

[TheReal_ND]

She's going to learn real quick the difference between soijack and a true son of Texas, Willy Nelson style

[Fife]

She's going to learn real quick the difference between soijack and a true son of Texas, Willy Nelson style

She's gonna drink that beer like that Mexican fish --- and fuckin like it just like he did.

[TheReal_ND]

Reminds me of some actual breaking news besides the Epstein case being closed; scientists cast shade on genetic predisposition to being gay.

[Ph64]

[TheReal_ND]

I'm never going to get my AR now

[TheReal_ND]

[Fife]

I'm never going to get my AR now

Active shooters in Midland are just huffing paint tho.

[TheReal_ND]

A one bedroom in Odessa is like 2 grand. I can understand why people living there are homicidal.