Florida Man thread

[SuburbanFarmer]

Actually, I’m just happy that nobody was shot.

[GloryofGreece]

This is such a shit show it deserves to be in the Florida Man thread and not the Cop thread...…. I can't tell if I should cheer for the cops, the civilians or the dogs watching the chaos

Looked like the initial lounging cop overreacted a bit, no?

[Speaker to Animals]

It's amusing how the other female is like "why you punching her??" after mom attacked the cop. They all seem to want the special right to attack men with impunity.

The one cop moved to arrest him because he was warned not to come closer, given a specific distance not to cross, and he did it anyway. Whether or not that should be a crime is beside the point.

[Fife]

[TheReal_ND]

https://fox61.com/2019/05/28/florida-wo ... ree-fries/

Natasha Ethel Bagley, 42, faces charges of armed burglary with assault or battery, attempted robbery with a deadly weapon and criminal mischief, court records show.

Bagley and her girlfriend, 27-year-old Genesis Peguero, went to the fast food at restaurant April 2 and asked for free fries at the drive thru, according to an arrest report obtained by WTVJ. When an employee refused, the two women allegedly parked and walked into the restaurant.

Peguero hopped over the counter and, with her hands in her pockets, claimed she had a pistol and demanded the manager give them all of the money in the register, according to police.

When the unidentified female manager tried to call police, Peguero punched the woman in the face, according to the report. Police say Bagley joined in, helping Peguero assault the manager.

The pair allegedly tore registers and monitors off the Burger King counter before driving away from the restaurant in an SUV.

Peguero is still on the run, but Bagley was booked Tuesday after the victims managed to identify her, according to police.

Florida Man strikes again

[TheReal_ND]

Florida woman Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, was arrested on June 4 after she squeezed her boyfriend's genitals so hard they bled during an argument

Pitchford and the victim were living together in Indian Harbour Beach

The man called police saying Pitchford became 'enraged' and assaulted him, hitting him with her fists, choking him, and scratching his face

He told police she grabbed him 'by his balls and squeezed them until they bled'

Pitchford, a hairstylist and colorist, was arrested for battery and accused of violating her probation

She was arrested in November 2017 for resisting an officer with violence

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -bled.html


Ok hot

[Speaker to Animals]

I bet she is a freak.

[heydaralon]

Florida woman Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, was arrested on June 4 after she squeezed her boyfriend's genitals so hard they bled during an argument

Pitchford and the victim were living together in Indian Harbour Beach

The man called police saying Pitchford became 'enraged' and assaulted him, hitting him with her fists, choking him, and scratching his face

He told police she grabbed him 'by his balls and squeezed them until they bled'

Pitchford, a hairstylist and colorist, was arrested for battery and accused of violating her probation

She was arrested in November 2017 for resisting an officer with violence

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -bled.html


Ok hot

She is hot. I would be willing to mentor her and help her get her life back on track. Be a positive male role model for her and what not.

[Montegriffo]

Florida woman Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, was arrested on June 4 after she squeezed her boyfriend's genitals so hard they bled during an argument

Pitchford and the victim were living together in Indian Harbour Beach

The man called police saying Pitchford became 'enraged' and assaulted him, hitting him with her fists, choking him, and scratching his face

He told police she grabbed him 'by his balls and squeezed them until they bled'

Pitchford, a hairstylist and colorist, was arrested for battery and accused of violating her probation

She was arrested in November 2017 for resisting an officer with violence

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -bled.html


Ok hot

She is hot. I would be willing to mentor her and help her get her life back on track. Be a positive male role model for her and what not.

You'd need some balls to go out with her.

[Speaker to Animals]

Just a reminder that women are the primary domestic abusers.

It's strange that we joke about it when women do it, but if some dude grabbed his woman by the pussy and pulled so hard it ripped a little, I don't think jokes like this would be welcomed.

Granted, I laughed too. Not attacking anybody. Just thinking about how fucked up it is..