Comey the Criminal Commie - You're Fired

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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:20 pm

pineapplemike wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:17 pm
that "undermining democracy" line bugs me,
This is what the Domino Theory looks like.

Dien Bien Phu on you.
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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by pineapplemike » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:28 pm

i would never call a vietnamese person a bug, unless it was for comedic effect

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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by heydaralon » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:31 pm

pineapplemike wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:28 pm
i would never call a vietnamese person a bug, unless it was for comedic effect
I would never call them that unless I was trying to accurately describe them. All Asians are bug people man. Their society resembles a fucking termite nest. They even think collectively. The way that you win a war with an asian society is by taking out the queen. In Korea it would have been Kim. In Vietnam that would have been Ho. In China, Mao. Take out the queen and the rest of those abhorrent bug people will just slump over and stop working like those battle droids in the Phantom Menace after Anakin destroyed the Trade Federation Ship. Nasty bug people are a real fucking pest.
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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:31 pm

pineapplemike wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:28 pm
i would never call a vietnamese person a bug, unless it was for comedic effect
Until your buddy stepped on a bouncing betty and his genitals were sprayed all over your face in a pink mist.

Then you'd be ready to slot some Dinks.
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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by heydaralon » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:35 pm

Kill the Queen, eliminate the bug person threat. Asians are not capable of individual thought. Bees will follow their queen for miles, and often bee-keepers will carry the queen to another field far away so that the bees follow and pollinate it. That's our ticket to winning all these Asian Bug Wars. Load Mao, Ho, and Kim onto a C-5 and drop their nasty pinko bug asses off in Anarctica. The bug soldiers would all follow the queens and vacate the Asian continent. Meanwhile, we go the fuck home and actually prepare for fighting a human enemy in the future. Those bugs can live on the frozen continent and practice their disgusting ancestor worship and communism there in an appropriately insect way, far from civilized humans.
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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by pineapplemike » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:36 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:31 pm
pineapplemike wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:28 pm
i would never call a vietnamese person a bug, unless it was for comedic effect
Until your buddy stepped on a bouncing betty and his genitals were sprayed all over your face in a pink mist.

Then you'd be ready to slot some Dinks.
well sure, i should never say never, i'm not expecting to have any buddies killed by the vietcong any time soon so that probably influenced my speech

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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by pineapplemike » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:38 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:31 pm
pineapplemike wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:28 pm
i would never call a vietnamese person a bug, unless it was for comedic effect
I would never call them that unless I was trying to accurately describe them. All Asians are bug people man. Their society resembles a fucking termite nest. They even think collectively. The way that you win a war with an asian society is by taking out the queen. In Korea it would have been Kim. In Vietnam that would have been Ho. In China, Mao. Take out the queen and the rest of those abhorrent bug people will just slump over and stop working like those battle droids in the Phantom Menace after Anakin destroyed the Trade Federation Ship. Nasty bug people are a real fucking pest.
lol lots of comedic effect in this post

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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by heydaralon » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:40 pm

Human:
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Good



Bug:


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Notice how the bugs all dress and act exactly the same. They all follow a pre-programmed role. These bugs are working drones, and sometimes serve as semen receptacles for the Party Bug Boss. Their job is to create resources that the Queen can then use to produce more bug larvae.
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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:41 pm

pineapplemike wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:36 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:31 pm
pineapplemike wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:28 pm
i would never call a vietnamese person a bug, unless it was for comedic effect
Until your buddy stepped on a bouncing betty and his genitals were sprayed all over your face in a pink mist.

Then you'd be ready to slot some Dinks.
well sure, i should never say never, i'm not expecting to have any buddies killed by the vietcong any time soon so that probably influenced my speech
Well aren't you virtuous.

It's impressive how you prostrate yourself before the enemies of freedom so that they won't be offended.

No doubt they appreciate your supine obsequiousness.
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Re: Comey the Criminal - You're Fired

Post by heydaralon » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:43 pm

Kneel before your Oriental Bug Queen PineappleMike.

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Kneel and complete you hivemind tasks!
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