Smitty is a time traveller! Revealed.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:45 pm

Last of the Mohicans was about.. Mohicans and Huron. And Natty Bumppo, AKA Deer Slayer AKA Hawkeye.

Those are great novels to give to your son when he is old enough.

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Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:50 pm

I give him all my books. That bitch better be teaching him how to read and not be spending all day watching homosexuals kiss on the soaps. Fucking worthless cunt.

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Post by heydaralon » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:53 pm

I had a Last of the Mohicans experience onetime when I went to a reservation with my dad and some Indian guy tried to get a quarter off of us. Although I don't think Michael Mann directed that scene...
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Post by Okeefenokee » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:56 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:Maybe the last of the mohicans is the novel I was referencing when I referenced last of the mohicans.... shit. I can't get my references right thank you so much.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:26 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:I give him all my books. That bitch better be teaching him how to read and not be spending all day watching homosexuals kiss on the soaps. Fucking worthless cunt.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:28 pm

Here is the true story that Cooper based the chase scene upon in Last of the Mohicans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capture_a ... mima_Boone