Smitty is a time traveller! Revealed.

[Penner]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinterest ... rs_from_a/



Even states that he reads as a hobby. Checks out.

This can't be our Smitty. Only because our Smitty is a proud maple syrup hard-drinking Canadain who has a thing for the Queen of England. This Smitty is from PA.

[TheOneX]

You do know "Smitty" is just a nickname for "Smith", right?

It is, but Smitty is also a last name, just a far less common last name.

Sounds like a typo on the immigration paperwork...

Haha, that is a possibility.

[Speaker to Animals]

The problem with Smitty is that every unit has one. In terms of enlistment nicks, it's basically the John Smith of the military. In fact, it's probably literally John Smith's nickname.

[Penner]

The problem with Smitty is that every unit has one. In terms of enlistment nicks, it's basically the John Smith of the military. In fact, it's probably literally John Smith's nickname.

Maybe you should contact Pocohants and ask her that very question?

[clubgop]

The problem with Smitty is that every unit has one. In terms of enlistment nicks, it's basically the John Smith of the military. In fact, it's probably literally John Smith's nickname.

Maybe you should contact Pocohants and ask her that very question?

I know it is your undying fantasy that one day all aspects of our lives will be subject to the consultation of Elizabeth Warren but what the hell would she know about this?

[Penner]

This Pocahontas:

[Okeefenokee]

This Pocahontas:

a myth.

[Penner]

This Pocahontas:

a myth.

A teenager girl saves a man's life and becomes a living legend . So much so that many people in the VA area would claim to be a descendant of her, even today.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

...AND taught us to paint with all the colors of the wind.

[Speaker to Animals]

Except it probably didn't happen..