Men's Day is March 14th - Let's all Celebrate
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Men's Day is March 14th - Let's all Celebrate
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Steak and Blowjob Day
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004
Steak and Blowjob Day
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004
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Re: Men's Day is March 14th - Let's all Celebrate
I'll buy my own steak, thanks.
As for the blowjob, 14 MAR 17 is what, a Tuesday? Check.
(Smits honorary post. He'll be back... one of these Tuesdays.)
As for the blowjob, 14 MAR 17 is what, a Tuesday? Check.
(Smits honorary post. He'll be back... one of these Tuesdays.)
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I had never heard of this before, it's really got me laughing with all these Irritated Vaginas marching around.
This thing needs to go viral.
Why have I never heard of this ?
This thing needs to go viral.
Why have I never heard of this ?
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Re: Men's Day is March 14th - Let's all Celebrate
Always known about this. My wife knows all about it.
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Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.
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holy shit,Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.
Take a bow Fife.
Don't listen to 'em clubbie............................ your wife will be out of the house 'shopping' from 4 - 6.
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The steak is much better. Fife's mom is the place to be for the BJ.Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.
2 hours for a BJ? Your dick is broken. See Fife's mom.C-Mag wrote:Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.
Take a bow Fife.
Don't listen to 'em clubbie............................ your wife will be out of the house 'shopping' from 4 - 6.
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Oh, she's cooking me a steak too.clubgop wrote:2 hours for a BJ? Your dick is broken. See Fife's mom.C-Mag wrote:Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.
Take a bow Fife.
Don't listen to 'em clubbie............................ your wife will be out of the house 'shopping' from 4 - 6.
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2 hours for a steak? Your mouth also broken. Not mine. Can do both at the same time. I am a conservative, efficiency is the name of the game.C-Mag wrote:Oh, she's cooking me a steak too.clubgop wrote:2 hours for a BJ? Your dick is broken. See Fife's mom.C-Mag wrote:
Take a bow Fife.
Don't listen to 'em clubbie............................ your wife will be out of the house 'shopping' from 4 - 6.