Men's Day is March 14th - Let's all Celebrate

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Men's Day is March 14th - Let's all Celebrate

Post by C-Mag » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:01 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... wjob%20Day

Steak and Blowjob Day
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004
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Re: Men's Day is March 14th - Let's all Celebrate

Post by Fife » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:03 pm

I'll buy my own steak, thanks.

As for the blowjob, 14 MAR 17 is what, a Tuesday? Check.











(Smits honorary post. He'll be back... one of these Tuesdays.)
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Post by C-Mag » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:05 pm

I had never heard of this before, it's really got me laughing with all these Irritated Vaginas marching around.

This thing needs to go viral.
Why have I never heard of this ?
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Post by clubgop » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:43 am

Always known about this. My wife knows all about it.

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Post by Fife » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:57 am

Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:21 pm

Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.
holy shit, :lol:
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Post by C-Mag » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:49 am

Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.

:clap:

Take a bow Fife.

Don't listen to 'em clubbie............................ your wife will be out of the house 'shopping' from 4 - 6. :whistle:
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Post by clubgop » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:22 pm

Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.
:lol: The steak is much better. Fife's mom is the place to be for the BJ.
C-Mag wrote:
Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.

:clap:

Take a bow Fife.

Don't listen to 'em clubbie............................ your wife will be out of the house 'shopping' from 4 - 6. :whistle:
2 hours for a BJ? Your dick is broken. See Fife's mom.

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Post by C-Mag » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:25 pm

clubgop wrote:
C-Mag wrote:
Fife wrote:Carlus told me that's where he heard about it.

:clap:

Take a bow Fife.

Don't listen to 'em clubbie............................ your wife will be out of the house 'shopping' from 4 - 6. :whistle:
2 hours for a BJ? Your dick is broken. See Fife's mom.
Oh, she's cooking me a steak too.
:D
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Post by clubgop » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:27 pm

C-Mag wrote:
clubgop wrote:
C-Mag wrote:

:clap:

Take a bow Fife.

Don't listen to 'em clubbie............................ your wife will be out of the house 'shopping' from 4 - 6. :whistle:
2 hours for a BJ? Your dick is broken. See Fife's mom.
Oh, she's cooking me a steak too.
:D
2 hours for a steak? Your mouth also broken. Not mine. Can do both at the same time. I am a conservative, efficiency is the name of the game.