New TSA Body Pat Downs Procedure

apeman
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Re: New TSA Body Pat Downs Procedure

Post by apeman » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:21 am

SilverEagle wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Image

Grabbing your balls for Freedom, since 2002.

The government finally found an excuse to do it physically, instead of figuratively.
Agh...I have to fly on Monday. I'm going to request a female for this and when they say no I'll say that I identify as a woman. :twisted: Doubt it will work but it will be funny.
Oh nice, gonna use that.

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Re: New TSA Body Pat Downs Procedure

Post by Dand » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:28 am

tbh I prefer the pat-down to the scanners. I've had it done to me multiple times and was never groped. The people doing it usually seem to hate their jobs and just want to get it over with but a small amount are looking to powertrip and end up in videos of TSA abuse.

I think the whole thing is just a waste of time meant to scare us.

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Kazmyr
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Re: New TSA Body Pat Downs Procedure

Post by Kazmyr » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:30 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Image

Grabbing your balls for Freedom, since 2002.

The government finally found an excuse to do it physically, instead of figuratively.
"I see you found bofa..."

"Bofa?"

Martin Hash wrote:Liberty allows people to get their jollies any way they want. Just don't expect to masturbate with my lotion.

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Re: New TSA Body Pat Downs Procedure

Post by jbird4049 » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:09 pm

Dand wrote:tbh I prefer the pat-down to the scanners. I've had it done to me multiple times and was never groped. The people doing it usually seem to hate their jobs and just want to get it over with but a small amount are looking to powertrip and end up in videos of TSA abuse.

I think the whole thing is just a waste of time meant to scare us.
That's because it is just that.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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Re: New TSA Body Pat Downs Procedure

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:27 pm

Hahaha what? You don't like being told to take your belt off so Tyrone can ask you to hold your arms out and pull your pants down if he's bored? What? That shits so cash!