New TSA Body Pat Downs Procedure

[jbird4049]

On the previous forum I went on some extended posts over my love of all things TSA. Apparently the TSA wants to share some love too.

But the agency does expect some passengers to consider the examination unusual. In fact, the TSA decided to inform local police in case anyone calls to report an “abnormal” federal frisking, according to a memo from an airport trade association obtained by Bloomberg News. The physical search, for those selected to have one, is what the agency described as a more “comprehensive” screening, replacing five separate kinds of pat-downs it previously used.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... e-invasive

[Speaker to Animals]

I have not flown commercially since 2002. Don't plan to do so unless I absolutely have to.

The only choice I have is to opt out of what I think is a totally unconstitutional regime.

[Speaker to Animals]

I have not flown commercially since 2002. Don't plan to do so unless I absolutely have to.

The only choice I have is to opt out of what I think is a totally unconstitutional regime. I have no intention of submitting myself to them like a slave.

[jbird4049]

I have not flown commercially since 2002. Don't plan to do so unless I absolutely have to.

The only choice I have is to opt out of what I think is a totally unconstitutional regime. I have no intention of submitting myself to them like a slave.

I agree, but some of us don't have much choice, especially if you, or your family, have health issues. Car, train,the bus?

[Speaker to Animals]

I have not flown commercially since 2002. Don't plan to do so unless I absolutely have to.

The only choice I have is to opt out of what I think is a totally unconstitutional regime. I have no intention of submitting myself to them like a slave.

I agree, but some of us don't have much choice, especially if you, or your family, have health issues. Car, train,the bus?

Jeep, baby. Load up the hounds and go. I can even put the seats down in the back, lay down some blankets and pillows, and toss in some toys to make a huge dog area in the back.

[jbird4049]

I have not flown commercially since 2002. Don't plan to do so unless I absolutely have to.

The only choice I have is to opt out of what I think is a totally unconstitutional regime. I have no intention of submitting myself to them like a slave.

I agree, but some of us don't have much choice, especially if you, or your family, have health issues. Car, train,the bus?

Jeep, baby. Load up the hounds and go. I can even put the seats down in the back, lay down some blankets and pillows, and toss in some toys to make a huge dog area in the back.

That does have its attractions to me. I'm not sure my elderly mother would see them.

[Speaker to Animals]

I agree, but some of us don't have much choice, especially if you, or your family, have health issues. Car, train,the bus?

Jeep, baby. Load up the hounds and go. I can even put the seats down in the back, lay down some blankets and pillows, and toss in some toys to make a huge dog area in the back.

That does have its attractions to me. I'm not sure my elderly mother would see them.

Mix sedatives into some brownies. Just have ready some explanation for why you have an unresponsive old lady in the back of your Jeep.

[jbird4049]

Jeep, baby. Load up the hounds and go. I can even put the seats down in the back, lay down some blankets and pillows, and toss in some toys to make a huge dog area in the back.

That does have its attractions to me. I'm not sure my elderly mother would see them.

Mix sedatives into some brownies. Just have ready some explanation for why you have an unresponsive old lady in the back of your Jeep.

She does love her chocolate.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Grabbing your balls for Freedom, since 2002.

The government finally found an excuse to do it physically, instead of figuratively.

[SilverEagle]

Grabbing your balls for Freedom, since 2002.

The government finally found an excuse to do it physically, instead of figuratively.

Agh...I have to fly on Monday. I'm going to request a female for this and when they say no I'll say that I identify as a woman. Doubt it will work but it will be funny.