Super Bowl Ads : Fascistic Art

[Montegriffo]

No stick. Pass.

What? Flappy paddle gear change does not make it automatic. That's a proper sports car right there.

[TheReal_ND]

Fuck off with your paddles and learn how to use three pedals. I swear to god that was the one redeeming quality of eurocucks and you're throwing it away.

[C-Mag]

Jesus Christ this fucking bullshit

All due to the NFL's huge push to attract the female demographic and extend its fanbase. Believe that.

Yeah, WOW, just wow.

It's nice how most the boys are ugly fat slobs.
Just remember you german cucks, your 'empowered' women are more likely than ever to be raped by some middle eastern immigrant you brought into your country and many of them aim to show you what they believe is the worth of women in this world compared to a man.

[Montegriffo]

Fuck off with your paddles and learn how to use three pedals. I swear to god that was the one redeeming quality of eurocucks and you're throwing it away.

Nonsense, it's about faster gear changes, like I said that's a proper sports car not one of your big Yank tanks with a massive engine but no cornering power. You think the sports cars competing at Le Mans have 3 pedals? Ask an F1 driver how many pedals he's got. Get with the program Granddad.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Flappy paddles in production cars are slower to react than shifting, even though the driver takes less time to change gears.

Yeah, I noticed the weird Mad Max vibe right away. The voiceover was ridiculous and jarring. And the kid with the catchers mask looked a lot like the one from the Sandlot.

Very class-warfare, and completely fucking annoying.

[Smitty-48]

I'd have one of these in a heartbeat

For the price of twenty GT-R's, you only get an extra 50 mph and it's not even quicker off the line.

200 mph; plenty fast enough, another $2 million just to go 250 mph? No thanks.

Truth is; 150 mph is plenty fast enough, 200 mph is actually loco.

[Okeefenokee]

My Mazda's restricted at 120.

[Montegriffo]

I'd have one of these in a heartbeat

For the price of twenty GT-R's, you only get an extra 50 mph and it's not even quicker off the line.

200 mph; plenty fast enough, another $2 million just to go 250 mph? No thanks.

Truth is; 150 mph is plenty fast enough, 200 mph is actually loco.

Well I wouldn't use my own money to buy one ....sure
Point is people were saying Audi don't make good cars and were posting pics of Corvettes.

[de officiis]

Think about the kind of guy who would buy something like that. His primary mating strategy is advertising his income. Because that's all he's got. And most of these guys are the beta providers that hitch up with late-twenties chicks who are about to hit the wall and decided to hop off the cock carousel. Enter the Audi.

When did you ever buy a car to signal your income? Do you even give a shit? I don't.

Thank goodnes I avoided this trap

[Fife]

It's gonna be a bumper crop of shit-roots tonight, boy-howdy.



What this kraut nonsense lacks in truthfulness, it makes up for in inaccuracy and offensiveness, especially to the Irish.






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