The Good News Thread

[Smitty-48]

Good News

This is the pinnacle

Right here, right now

It doesn't get any better than this

Life is a journey, this is the destination

So fucking Last of the Mohicans right now

[StCapps]

Combine the Nurmagomedov-Ferguson cancellation with a touch of older and bolder Amy Brenneman and it's more like...


daralon knows

[Smitty-48]

I'm so jacked right now

TFW when you get to where you have being going, all these years

My father would be proud

Feels good man

[StCapps]

This. Feels Bad Man.

[Smitty-48]

That's what it's like

That's why it's the pinnacle

I'm looking down at everybody thrashing about trying to get somewhere, going somewhere

And I'm there, right now, feeling it in real time

All the weight is off my shoulders, all the chickenshit just falls away, and all that is left, is contentment, peace

The presence of Lord, in a literal sense

Divine Watchmaker

Actual bliss

[StCapps]

The look on Khabib's face is the perfect representation of my emotional state right now.

[Smitty-48]

I feel for you, bro

I pray to the Divine Watchmaker to send you a white girl qt with cute feet and just the right amount of puppy fat

When she arrives, walk right up to her and speak the truth of the matter

Plain spoken gunfighter looking for the real deal, how bout you ?

[StCapps]

I pray to the Divine Watchmaker to send you a white girl qt with cute feet and just the right amount of puppy fat

You seem to have some pull, so thanks.

Going direct is the way to go, I feel you.

[Smitty-48]

I pray to the Divine Watchmaker to send you a white girl qt with cute feet and just the right amount of puppy fat

You seem to have some pull, so thanks.

Going direct is the way to go, I feel you.

John Rambo Jesus provides

The truth shall get you that putty, girls just want to have fun, and probably make babies too

[Smitty-48]

I'm the Last of the Mohicans tho

I'm keeping that putty all for myself

I love Dorothy Gale too much to share her with another boy, even my own

Plus she has zero interest in babies, can't stand having them around

What are the odds ?

Divine Matchmaker