President for Life

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Re: President for Life

Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:32 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Re: President for Life

Post by Viktorthepirate » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:34 pm

Martin Hash wrote:Even divorce is better than never growing up.
I disagree Martin.

I went from a broke as fuck welfare kid, to soldier, to someone who is legitimately predicting I'll be retired by 36.

I give all of that up in a divorce to someone who is a bartender.

No one has been able to explain to me how that is either fair or a good choice.

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Re: President for Life

Post by clubgop » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:34 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:Until people get married, their lives are on hold. Marriage is like a starting gun. Even fucked up marriages are better than never.

Men are literally enslaved, their children stolen from them, and the rest of their lives completely ruined because of the state of marriage in America today.

Hard pass.

Men should avoid it at all costs until American women learn some self-reflection and realize how fucked up they have been.

We can get by just fine without being married. It's women that will suffer -- and they fucking deserve it more than that Florida shooter deserves a curb stomp at this point.
See, that is not a description of marriage that is a description of any relationship in which DNA is exchanged.

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Re: President for Life

Post by Martin Hash » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:36 pm

If you know someone wiser than me, ask them.
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Re: President for Life

Post by Viktorthepirate » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:37 pm

Martin Hash wrote:If you know someone wiser than me, ask them.
lol I don't.

It's why I'm asking you to articulate.

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Re: President for Life

Post by clubgop » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:39 pm

Viktorthepirate wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:Even divorce is better than never growing up.
I disagree Martin.

I went from a broke as fuck welfare kid, to soldier, to someone who is legitimately predicting I'll be retired by 36.

I give all of that up in a divorce to someone who is a bartender.

No one has been able to explain to me how that is either fair or a good choice.
Now see here, I am not taking Martin's side, but honestly it's been 7 years what you waiting for?

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Re: President for Life

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:42 pm

clubgop wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:Until people get married, their lives are on hold. Marriage is like a starting gun. Even fucked up marriages are better than never.

Men are literally enslaved, their children stolen from them, and the rest of their lives completely ruined because of the state of marriage in America today.

Hard pass.

Men should avoid it at all costs until American women learn some self-reflection and realize how fucked up they have been.

We can get by just fine without being married. It's women that will suffer -- and they fucking deserve it more than that Florida shooter deserves a curb stomp at this point.
See, that is not a description of marriage that is a description of any relationship in which DNA is exchanged.

Use a condom. When you are done, flush it.

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Re: President for Life

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:43 pm

Vic, I want you to listen carefully. Instead of listening to these guys trying to trap you like this, go to the nearest family court room. Just sit in for one session. Then decide what you want to do.

When I use the word slavery, it's not hyperbole. Nor is the idea that marriage is making yourself a guest in your own home.

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Re: President for Life

Post by Viktorthepirate » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:44 pm

clubgop wrote:
Viktorthepirate wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:Even divorce is better than never growing up.
I disagree Martin.

I went from a broke as fuck welfare kid, to soldier, to someone who is legitimately predicting I'll be retired by 36.

I give all of that up in a divorce to someone who is a bartender.

No one has been able to explain to me how that is either fair or a good choice.
Now see here, I am not taking Martin's side, but honestly it's been 7 years what you waiting for?
Being honest, I don't know anymore.

I've never considered myself a man who lacks courage but I'm scared of the consequences if she decides to leave me.

If she wants out because she found someone better, and she keeps her, I keep mine. Fine with me. But the fact that someone has that kind of power over me frightens me.

I find that outcome highly unlikely after 7 years to say the least. But a 1% chance I live my life as a slave is too high.

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Re: President for Life

Post by Viktorthepirate » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:46 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Vic, I want you to listen carefully. Instead of listening to these guys trying to trap you like this, go to the nearest family court room. Just sit in for one session. Then decide what you want to do.

When I use the word slavery, it's not hyperbole. Nor is the idea that marriage is making yourself a guest in your own home.
I know exactly what you mean... that's why it's been 7 years. I've sat in those court rooms.

I want to do right by her and make her happy but fuck... I'd rather be jailed than a slave.