Merry Christmas

[Speaker to Animals]

Or, really, Festivus dinner would be perfect when you think about it.

I think we would have to replace the aluminum pole with Schedule 80 steel pipe to hold up to the lynchings.


I don't know bout Y'all, but I've had a great Christmas season so far.

Just imagine the Airing of Grievances and the Feats of Strength events.

[Smitty-48]

Both my sisters and an army of teenage girls, Star Wars first, then the mall after, my wife made me chicken cacciatore and left it on the stove, the holiday food festival continues, ho-ho-ho.

[C-Mag]

Or, really, Festivus dinner would be perfect when you think about it.

I think we would have to replace the aluminum pole with Schedule 80 steel pipe to hold up to the lynchings.


I don't know bout Y'all, but I've had a great Christmas season so far.

Just imagine the Airing of Grievances and the Feats of Strength events.

We better do the Feats of Strength first, cuz the Airing of Greivances is going to turn into the bar fight that became WWI.

[heydaralon]

Im not really the sort of person who goes around enjoying anything be it holidays, weddings, or what have you. I hate all that stuff with a burning passion.

[Smitty-48]

Practically everybody I know is married by now, so until some of these nieces and nephews start to get married, I'm pretty much in a wedding dead zone for now, mind you, so long as it's open bar and they serve some decent whisky, I don't mind showing up for that, whatever, get a little drunk, do a little dancing, fine by me.

[C-Mag]

Im not really the sort of person who goes around enjoying anything be it holidays, weddings, or what have you. I hate all that stuff with a burning passion.

I'm not big on weddings and funerals, but drinking wakes and receptions are still cool.

[C-Mag]

For Nukedog

[Fife]

SNL is cancer.

Actually, it's not just plain old cancer.

It's dumb cancer.

Dumb cancer is the worst.

[pineapplemike]

For Nukedog

[DrYouth]

Someone told me you were a shrink. Do you work in a mental hospital?

I work in a regional hospital.
We have a local psych unit and I'm the medical director for a regional mental health unit for teenagers.
I was on call for all mental health situations in the hospital for Xmas and Boxing Day.
Covering the adolescent unit and youth crisis for the rest of the work week.

Luckily it remains relatively quiet...
I have to assess a young lady for probable anorexia this morning.