Unite the Right

[Fife]

And by the way GoG, the Class War never ends, that's why you see them Yankees ceaselessly rubbing Dixie noses in the dirt, "Vae Victis!", "We won!" "Kneel before NYC Zod!" You ain't "Southrons" no more, now you just "Southerners", so make us a fuckin' sammich, bitches.

Anyone else read Smitty's posts on the Civil War and hear the voice of Roscoe P. Coletrain?
That just me?

Right show; wrong character, youngster. How's Grey's Anatomy going for you this season?

[Smitty-48]

Think of all the blood that would not have been shed upon the Earth if Washington had sent Hamilton packing as he should have, and could have.

I ain't no pacifist, whoever said I was opposed to bloodshed? Depends on the cause and objective, I mean, you're the richest most powerful country on Earth now, arguably the richest most powerful of all time, with all the fixins any men could ask for, so don't know what you're blubberin' about, it's not like you live in Botswana.

[Smitty-48]

CNN talking head pundit; "Trump doesn't seem to understand that George Washington was not a traitor while Stonewall Jackson was." lol.

I think George Washington may be the only Virginia Seceshe who is more popular than Thomas Jackson, but Stonewall is surely a close second.

Attacking TJ Jackson is like attacking Napoleon Bonaparte, and even we Hanoverians can't help but love Bonaparte now.

Washington was at least twice a traitor; and in every case in his personal interest. Out Heroding-Herod; out Jacobining-Jacobins.

Ya'll a bunch o' traitors, whenever you're ready to disavow treason, you can return what you have stolen, anytime, just send the cheques to;

Buckingham Palace
Westminster, London SW1A 1AA, UK

I do believe that coordinating personal financial interest with the national financial interest is in fact the American Way, I do believe it's made Americans very rich, and I do believe treason was the mechanism by which this state of affairs was effected, so cry me a river, but King George of Virginie, you ain't got moral high ground on, seems to me at least.

[Alexander PhiAlipson]

Governor's painful gaffe on Charlottesville

"You want to talk about patriots, talk about Thomas Jefferson and George Washington who brought our country together," he added. The man in the t-shirt, who I later learned was Charlottesville Vice Mayor Wes Bellamy, stopped nodding, maybe coincidentally, but I felt punched in the stomach.

Nom nom nom.
Eat your own. Eat 'em up. Go ahead--plenty where that came from.
Didn't Trump mention Washington and Jefferson today?
Eat 'em all up. Every one of them.

[pineapplemike]

^ Nice eat up, let's just keep going on that road to nowhere



seeg heil

[Smitty-48]

I can't believe Fife just called George Washington "King Herod of the Jacobins", talk about heresy, what's the world coming to?

[Fife]

I can't believe Fife just called George Washington "King Herod of the Jacobins", talk about heresy, what's the world coming to?

lolz.... if the shoe fits, slip that bitch on, Georgie.

[Smitty-48]

Y'all starting to go off the deep end down there now, maybe the Leafs should keep Auston Matthews up here year round, just for his own safety, cuz who knows what you kooks are gonna do next? We need to protect the Franchise.

Bolsheviks unhorsing Marse Robert, Nazis sieg heiling left and right, Lolbergs calling George Washington King Herod, I mean, c'mon now, get a grip, it's not Botswana, there's no reason for y'all to be working yourselves up into a frenzy like this, what's amatter, you don't like the feexins?

[Speaker to Animals]

Nah. Let's just get this started so we can force-march the degenerates across the Tennessee border and let those guys figure out what to do with them. We can call it the Trail of Butthurt.

[Smitty-48]

Me, I don't see what y'all upset about, ya got guns, cars, boats, houses, steaks on the grill, all the feexins, I'm not seeing what the big complaint is, you'd think you were all living in a garbage dump in El Salvador or something, what with all the caterwauling going on.