Seriously though, this has to be some kind of herd mentality. People are filling whole shopping trollies with toilet paper.
when all the hand rails have been poisoned,
when all the forests have been cut down for wood pulp
and all the rice has been consumed
only then will people realise that you can't eat toilet paper.
Cree prophecy
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Seriously though, this has to be some kind of herd mentality. People are filling whole shopping trollies with toilet paper.
Admittedly I usually buy the 20-roll "family pack" just for convenience (hey, my part of environmentalism, less trips to the store = less CO2 emissions!), but only one. I'm not sure where I'd even store it buying a piled high shopping cart of just TP.
"People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."
For a straight guy PH, you sure talk about your asshole a lot and wonder about other men's bowel movements.
Do you see why that is concerning for me? Its not that you are a bad looking guy. You are handsome. But I'm not interested. Its nothing you said, I'm just not ready for that. I'd want to be pitching anyway if we did come to some arrangement.
For a straight guy PH, you sure talk about your asshole a lot and wonder about other men's bowel movements.
Do you see why that is concerning for me? Its not that you are a bad looking guy. You are handsome. But I'm not interested. Its nothing you said, I'm just not ready for that. I'd want to be pitching anyway if we did come to some arrangement.
I'm just not sure you have enough oil for that.
I do have a bottle of chainsaw oil though...
"People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."
Part me is worried about him dying from Corona, but another part me feels betrayed when he dissed my cell phone. He said it was a walmart piece of shit filled with spamware.
Where a man buys his cell phone is no one's business. I have had numerous women compliment me on my phone. It is extremely high tech and can get wifi up to 100 yards away from a router if there is a closer router (that is far less than 100 yards). It also allows me to browse online while making calls.
Speaker implied it was a shitty phone. He was half wrong. It is a phone, but waay cooler than his. By the way, I showed Martin pictures of my cell phone and Martin himself said he probably couldn't afford something that nice.
Anyway, I'll bet Speaker wouldn't have the balls to diss my phone to my face. Especially since he knows that my cell phone has a camera on both sides...
If Speaker did catch Corona, phone dissing aside, I may have to set up another Foundation to help with his funeral costs.
Ah, well, I have a container of used 10W30 motor oil then.
Edit: Damn, your phone has a web browser?!? My $10 flip phone is nowhere near so advanced, you must be one of those evil wealthy fuckers Bernie talks about.
"People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."
I am almost curious if covering your skin with oil might make it harder to catch any kind of virus, be it Cold, Flu, or Corona. I know that viruses can spread from various surfaces, but maybe Oil makes it more difficult for the virus to attach itself.
I think I may have worked out why people are buying so much bog roll.
Apparently you can make bio-hazard suits for the whole family from it.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
