Watched Dean Martin Roast Bob Hope Last Night...

[Kath]

Nerd only takes me to restaurants that have three things on the menu. Any more than that, and I have a decision making meltdown!

[Speaker to Animals]

The more choices we give them, the unhappier they get.

It was so generous of you men folk to give me the right to spend my own money. Shucks, I shore am grateful.

You are just posturing because you cannot rationally respond to the demonstrated fact that women in general make poor life choices.

If women made good choices, you'd see their happiness increase as more freedom of choice was afforded them. If they made shit choices, you'd see their happiness decline as more freedom of choice was afforded them. It is shown, without a doubt, women's happiness has been in decline and is directly and causally linked to their increase in freedom of choice.

Blaming men for giving you the equality that made women unhappy does not win this debate or really solve the problem.

[Kath]

Yesterday, we went shopping for much needed clothes. Nerd didn't approve some of my choices, and today I am sooooooooo unhappy that I chose these clothes. I really should trust Nerd with these things.

[Kath]

Nerd's in a meeting and I need to pee. I'm afraid of making the wrong decision here. I don't want to risk my happiness. Do any of you wise men folk have a suggestion?

[Speaker to Animals]

The only thing you are proving here is that women can't understand the difference between reasoning about groups and reasoning about individuals.

[Kath]

The only thing you are proving here is that women can't understand the difference between reasoning about groups and reasoning about individuals.

Start adding a qualifier.

SOME women make terrible decisions
SOME women are unhappy
SOME women can't parallel park without help from a man.

SOME SOME SOME

You phrase it as ALL women, which is insane.

You realize that some men make terrible choices, too? Some men only think with their penis, especially the under 25 crowd.

Some, not all, some.

[Speaker to Animals]

The only thing you are proving here is that women can't understand the difference between reasoning about groups and reasoning about individuals.

Start adding a qualifier.

SOME women make terrible decisions
SOME women are unhappy
SOME women can't parallel park without help from a man.

SOME SOME SOME

You phrase it as ALL women, which is insane.

You realize that some men make terrible choices, too? Some men only think with their penis, especially the under 25 crowd.

Some, not all, some.

Uh.. I am talking about women. That's a group of human females, living in the western world, who were born with vaginas. That group, as a whole, makes shit decisions, as evidence by the research I listed.

Not some. MOST. If it were only some, then you wouldn't see a causal relationship between increased choices and general unhappiness amongst the female population.

[Okeefenokee]

Kath says she's out of arguments.

[Okeefenokee]

FTR I’m happier now than I was in the 1970s.

My 30's better than my 20's, 40's better than 30's, 50's are officially better than 40's.

I don't think it's gender based, at all. In general, people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

The cognitive dissonance on display from the two of you is genuinely astonishing.

[Okeefenokee]

The only thing you are proving here is that women can't understand the difference between reasoning about groups and reasoning about individuals.

Truly.