You guys have too much time on your hands. [NSFW]

[StCapps]

1. You don't know anything about me.
2. She will fuck the guy with the money.

Not if the guy is boring as fuck, like you. Boring is worse than broke, protip.

I am sure they are just delighted by your hockey talk.

Hockey talk isn't boring in Canada, who knew?

[Speaker to Animals]

Not if the guy is boring as fuck, like you. Boring is worse than broke, protip.

I am sure they are just delighted by your hockey talk.

Hockey talk isn't boring in Canada, who knew?

Uh.. hate to break it to you, but I have been up there on TDY. Your females are more interested in the big D. They don't care about your hockey talk. That's probably why they are so frisky every time there is some joint exercise with the Americans.

We came. We banged your women without competition. You let us do it. Wouldn't be surprised if your real dad is some supply troop.

[pineapplemike]

drugs r bad mmkay

[StCapps]

I am sure they are just delighted by your hockey talk.

Hockey talk isn't boring in Canada, who knew?

Uh.. hate to break it to you, but I have been up there on TDY. Your females are more interested in the big D. They don't care about your hockey talk. That's probably why they are so frisky every time there is some joint exercise with the Americans.

Or maybe the hockey gods just decided to throw you a bone to try and convert some of you heathens.

[Speaker to Animals]

Yeah, that's doubtful. Canada is considered one of the best TDY locations for a reason..

[StCapps]

Yeah, that's doubtful. Canada is considered one of the best TDY locations for a reason.

If you think that has anything to do with y'all knowing nothing about hockey, you are mistaken, that's mere wishful thinking on your part.

[Speaker to Animals]

Yeah, that's doubtful. Canada is considered one of the best TDY locations for a reason.

If you think that has anything to do with y'all knowing nothing about hockey, you are mistaken, that's mere wishful thinking on your part.

It has every thing to do with your women getting a proper tossing without the autistic hockey talk.

[StCapps]

Yeah, that's doubtful. Canada is considered one of the best TDY locations for a reason.

If you think that has anything to do with y'all knowing nothing about hockey, you are mistaken, that's mere wishful thinking on your part.

It has every thing to do with your women getting a proper tossing without the autistic hockey talk.

Keep telling yourself that, lulz.

[Speaker to Animals]

You really ought to look up what American units were in town nine months before your birthday so you can try to locate your supply troop dad.

[StCapps]

You really ought to look up what American units were in town nine months before your birthday so you can try to locate your supply troop dad.

Don't even need to be a soldier to come down to America and impregnate one of your floozies, bet that.
/shrugs