Hurricane Irma Thread AKA Floridian Devastation

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Don't listen to these cowards daralon.

Spit in the face of god as you walk backwards into hell flippin' two birds, friend!

[TheReal_ND]

Well that's just obscene

[heydaralon]

I'm not trying to brag, but I've gotten blowjobs with more force than Irma's winds. It will be a bad thunderstorm at most, if that. I'm not sure if I'd even classify it as a hurricane, more like a shitty little piss ant squall. I'm going camping on the beach in West Palm after the Swanboat ride.

[TheReal_ND]

Gah. I hope I can make it to Galveston this weekend. I know those fish missed me last weekend. I'm going to eat as king

[Speaker to Animals]

Gah. I hope I can make it to Galveston this weekend. I know those fish missed me last weekend. I'm going to eat as king

Better get your fishing in before Hurricane Juan decides to make landfall in Houston again.

[heydaralon]

When will a real hurricane come? I'm tired of these poseur-canes scaring everyone and the media. I swear to god its some kind of conspiracy the bottled water and battery companies come up with every year to drum up sales. Irma is to them what Secretary Day is to Hallmark.

[TheReal_ND]

It's just a bunch of CGI dude. I haven't been inside the loop yet but I think people are just overreacting about a little bit of water.

[Speaker to Animals]

When will a real hurricane come? I'm tired of these poseur-canes scaring everyone and the media. I swear to god its some kind of conspiracy the bottled water and battery companies come up with every year to drum up sales. Irma is to them what Secretary Day is to Hallmark.

LOL. Keep talking shit. I am pretty sure a Cat 5 storm can still fuck you up all the way over in Windermere.

[TheReal_ND]

*yawn*

[heydaralon]

When will a real hurricane come? I'm tired of these poseur-canes scaring everyone and the media. I swear to god its some kind of conspiracy the bottled water and battery companies come up with every year to drum up sales. Irma is to them what Secretary Day is to Hallmark.

LOL. Keep talking shit. I am pretty sure a Cat 5 storm can still fuck you up all the way over in Windermere.

I always turn my air conditioning way down to like 50 degrees and leave my doors open. This releases a lot of cool air into the area around my house. When the hurricane reaches this lower temp, it starts to lose speed. By the time it gets to my front porch, its a tropical storm. For good measure I throw some handfuls of ice into the eye of it, but it's usually out of steam by the time it gets to my mail box. It works every time. They even tell you how to do this on the Duke Energy website.