Trump tells NATO to Ante up & fix priorities

[Smitty-48]

Also, if you're talking the really precious Lolbergs who say "Can't hang the Bolshies from the lammposts, maaaan, everybody's free to be a Bolshie, maaaan, derp, derp, derp"

Fuck those clowns, to the lampposts with them, right beside the Bolshies. Those Quislingcucks can swing with their Commie buddies.

[heydaralon]

Also, if you're talking the really precious Lolbergs who say "Can't hang the Bolshies from the lammposts, maaaan, everybody's free to be a Bolshie, maaaan, derp, derp, derp"

Fuck those clowns, to the lampposts with them, right beside the Bolshies. Those Quislingcucks can swing with their Commie buddies.

Leave Vidkun out of this...

[Smitty-48]

Also, if you're talking the really precious Lolbergs who say "Can't hang the Bolshies from the lammposts, maaaan, everybody's free to be a Bolshie, maaaan, derp, derp, derp"

Fuck those clowns, to the lampposts with them, right beside the Bolshies. Those Quislingcucks can swing with their Commie buddies.

Leave Vidkun out of this...

Hey man, we have a "Left Wing Libertarian" party here, but as soon as you elect them to office, the mask comes off and whoops, turns out; Bolshies all along, suckahs, presto changeo the moment they get their their little crab claws on the rod of power. See; Alberta NDP.

"Peace, Bread, and Land!" < Lampposts.

[StCapps]

See; Bob Rae.

[Smitty-48]

See them all; BC NDP, Alberta NDP, Saskatchewan NDP, Ontario NDP, Manitoba NDP, Nova Scotia NDP, they get to run this scam, once in a generation, takes a generation for another crop of naive Hipster Faggots to be born and reach voting age, to drink the Left Wing "Libertarian" Kool Aid in their Avacado Lattes.

Bernie Bros? Yeah, no, America, been there, done that, you don't want no part of this, seriously, shoot them if you have to, but no.

[Smitty-48]

(cock analogy)

Please. America is a grower, not a shower. Even your geriatric ass hasn't ever seen us properly erect...em, mobilized. By all means, doubt us if you want. Scorn us. We need something to make our men hungry...and looking at reality sure isn't going to do that. Your fantasy of our weakness will only fertilize our ambition.

On the real, in the midst of all that impotent America bashing, you did drop a little nugget, about how NATO has many tiers of financial support, but seemingly only two tiers of power, i.e. America and everyone else. I'm not well versed on how NATO works, but it does seem fitting to offer something to these countries in return for more financial commitment. Maybe that would involve more influence in decision making? Idk but I would like some mechanism for rewarding allies like Canada that behave well.

For their contribution, we can invade them last.

Pfft, couldn't invade your way out of a wet paper bag, what are you going to do, invade us like you did Iraq? So basically overthrowing the Liberals followed by showering us with trillions of US dollars and not getting a reciept for any of it? Bring it on, Dumbassville USA, Smitty needs a new assault truck, I'll drive the Zoolanders in it to the lampposts myself.

Your version of "invasions!" is just another direct transfer of wealth from you to me, invading me with your cashflow, mhmmm, sounds good.

I mean, you're not gonna wreck the place, what are you going to do, shoot up the local Costco? Walmart? GM plant? General Dynamics Canada, Lockheed Martin Canada, Raytheon Canada? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Newflash; we let you invade us with your cashflow, a long time ago.

[Martin Hash]

We're invading now with rap music & fast-food restaurants.

p.s. Did we win yet?

[heydaralon]

Please. America is a grower, not a shower. Even your geriatric ass hasn't ever seen us properly erect...em, mobilized. By all means, doubt us if you want. Scorn us. We need something to make our men hungry...and looking at reality sure isn't going to do that. Your fantasy of our weakness will only fertilize our ambition.

On the real, in the midst of all that impotent America bashing, you did drop a little nugget, about how NATO has many tiers of financial support, but seemingly only two tiers of power, i.e. America and everyone else. I'm not well versed on how NATO works, but it does seem fitting to offer something to these countries in return for more financial commitment. Maybe that would involve more influence in decision making? Idk but I would like some mechanism for rewarding allies like Canada that behave well.

For their contribution, we can invade them last.

Pfft, couldn't invade your way out of a wet paper bag, what are you going to do, invade us like you did Iraq? So basically overthrowing the Liberals followed by showering us with trillions of US dollars and not getting a reciept for any of it? Bring it on, Dumbassville USA, Smitty needs a new assault truck, I'll drive the Zoolanders in it to the lampposts myself.

Your version of "invasions!" is just another direct transfer of wealth from you to me, invading me with your cashflow, mhmmm, sounds good.

I mean, you're not gonna wreck the place, what are you going to do, shoot up the local Costco? Walmart? GM plant? General Dynamics Canada, Lockheed Martin Canada, Raytheon Canada? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Newflash; we let you invade us with your cashflow, a long time ago.

Smitty you're done. We are planning a pincer movement that will encircle everything South of the Arctic circle. You guys can keep Newfoundland, but we are going to repopulate the rest of Canada with American settlers. A manifest destiny reboot. You had your time.

[Smitty-48]

Smitty you're done. We are planning a pincer movement that will encircle everything South of the Arctic circle. You guys can keep Newfoundland, but we are going to repopulate the rest of Canada with American settlers. A manifest destiny reboot. You had your time.

General Winter will drive you back whence you came, in a matter of weeks. We could have snow in June; enjoy.

Fargo North Dakota? Yeah, to us, that's the "Sun Belt"

[Calculus Man]

Our scientists have figured out how to warm the climate by burning hydrocarbons. Your General Winter is powerless against General Global Warming.