THE ERA OF TRUMP

[Smitty-48]

I'm sure they're all 100% loyal, and incorruptible, led by Lord Smitty of Her Majesty's Personal Guard and stuff. We'll find out, scooter.

Was just a face in the ranks, of HM Thin Red Line, but if you tried to bribe me, I'd just confiscate the gold, turn it over to the chain of command, throw you in the PW pen, and go for a smoke break after, no sense going to detention barracks for some nobody Yankee rapefugee over a few scheckles.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Was just a face in the ranks, of HM Thin Red Line, but if you tried to bribe me, I'd just confiscate the gold, turn it over to the chain of command, throw you in the PW pen, and go for a smoke break after, no sense going to detention barracks for some nobody Yankee rapefugee over a few scheckles.

Bullshit. You'd be arresting my family as well, the gold just exposed, sitting on my lap in the car, the world just collapsed, you don't know how or when you're ever going to get paid again... You're waving me through. If you don't, I'm on my way to the next checkpoint west.

Face it, we're gonna be neighbors, sweetie.

[Smitty-48]

Was just a face in the ranks, of HM Thin Red Line, but if you tried to bribe me, I'd just confiscate the gold, turn it over to the chain of command, throw you in the PW pen, and go for a smoke break after, no sense going to detention barracks for some nobody Yankee rapefugee over a few scheckles.

Bullshit. You'd be arresting my family as well, the gold just exposed, sitting on my lap in the car, the world just collapsed, you don't know how or when you're ever going to get paid again... You're waving me through. If you don't, I'm on my way to the next checkpoint west.

We'd seperate the women and children from the men, your family would be safe enough, we monitor the PW pens at all times, but going to the next checkpoint west, just means you're gonna run into the Patricia's, and they're the most hardcore of the hardcore, little bit ornery tho, might put a beat down on yea while they threw you in the pen.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Was just a face in the ranks, of HM Thin Red Line, but if you tried to bribe me, I'd just confiscate the gold, turn it over to the chain of command, throw you in the PW pen, and go for a smoke break after, no sense going to detention barracks for some nobody Yankee rapefugee over a few scheckles.

Bullshit. You'd be arresting my family as well, the gold just exposed, sitting on my lap in the car, the world just collapsed, you don't know how or when you're ever going to get paid again... You're waving me through. If you don't, I'm on my way to the next checkpoint west.

We'd seperate the women and children from the men, your family would be safe enough, we monitor the PW pens at all times, but going to the next checkpoint west, just means you're gonna run into the Patricia's, and they're the most hardcore of the hardcore, little bit ornery tho, might put a beat down on yea while they threw you in the pen.

Like I said, we'll see.

I'll bring over some fresh tomato sauce, after we settle in, neighbor.

[Smitty-48]

Well don't try to bribe your way through the Patricia's, you go west, and you're gonna run into our God fearing Rednecks, and they ain't gonna take a shine to a Chairman Meow Cat peddling a bag of magic beans, bet that.

You ain't gonna end up in the PW pen pulling that stunt out there, you gonna get yourself shot.

[SuburbanFarmer]

You want some applesauce, too? We are really good at applesauce.

[Smitty-48]

If you wanna try to bribe your way in, you better head east to the Vandoos, but you better be able to speak French fluently when you do, because they ain't gonna take a shine to no Anglos trying to slip past their lines.

[Okeefenokee]

Do people think that t-bone steaks and blow jobs grow on trees in Canada?

It's SHTF time, so I'm gonna make my situation worse by moving to a frozen fucking tundra where I'll be surrounded by strangers.

[SuburbanFarmer]

If you wanna try to bribe your way in, you better head east to the Vandoos, but you better be able to speak French fluently when you do, because they ain't gonna take a shine to no Anglos trying to slip past their lines.

I'm sure they'd get really hung up on which words I used, too. you're totally right.



more straws. Grasp harder. You want pickled peppers? They're pretty spicy.

[Smitty-48]

If you wanna try to bribe your way in, you better head east to the Vandoos, but you better be able to speak French fluently when you do, because they ain't gonna take a shine to no Anglos trying to slip past their lines.

I'm sure they'd get really hung up on which words I used, too. you're totally right.

more straws. Grasp harder. You want pickled peppers? They're pretty spicy.

Oh, hell, Vandoo land is the French National Socialist Biker Gang of the Dominion, if you don't speak French when you go to bribe them, they'll just take your gold at gunpoint, then shoot you out behind the shed and dump you in a mass grave.



I wouldn't mess around with the Waffen-Two-Two if I was you, just sayin'.