Civil War Doomsday Clock

[C-Mag]

It will be worse because there are no clear borders. It's more like the situation preceding the Spanish Civil War. That one was fucking awful. Upwards of 2 million people were killed, most of them civilians.

I think you're on to something.

1. We have a dozen large islands of Lefty's ready to embrace a Stalin or Mao as soon as they get the chance.
2. Then we have this massive low population density zone from the Mississippi to the Pacific Coastal Range, these folks traditional Americans.
3. The Hillfolk from Appalachia to the Ozarks are hardcore American Traditionalists
4. Lastly, where I think the real messy conflicts would be is these wide zones that are more akin to former Yugoslavia. Places like the Interstate 20 corridor through the South or Interstate 80 from NYC to Lincoln, NE.

[The Conservative]

It will be worse because there are no clear borders. It's more like the situation preceding the Spanish Civil War. That one was fucking awful. Upwards of 2 million people were killed, most of them civilians.

I think you're on to something.

1. We have a dozen large islands of Lefty's ready to embrace a Stalin or Mao as soon as they get the chance.
2. Then we have this massive low population density zone from the Mississippi to the Pacific Coastal Range, these folks traditional Americans.
3. The Hillfolk from Appalachia to the Ozarks are hardcore American Traditionalists
4. Lastly, where I think the real messy conflicts would be is these wide zones that are more akin to former Yugoslavia. Places like the Interstate 20 corridor through the South or Interstate 80 from NYC to Lincoln, NE.

Well I’ll be one of those fighting from the inside. That’s for sure.

[C-Mag]

It will be worse because there are no clear borders. It's more like the situation preceding the Spanish Civil War. That one was fucking awful. Upwards of 2 million people were killed, most of them civilians.

I think you're on to something.

1. We have a dozen large islands of Lefty's ready to embrace a Stalin or Mao as soon as they get the chance.
2. Then we have this massive low population density zone from the Mississippi to the Pacific Coastal Range, these folks traditional Americans.
3. The Hillfolk from Appalachia to the Ozarks are hardcore American Traditionalists
4. Lastly, where I think the real messy conflicts would be is these wide zones that are more akin to former Yugoslavia. Places like the Interstate 20 corridor through the South or Interstate 80 from NYC to Lincoln, NE.

Well I’ll be one of those fighting from the inside. That’s for sure.

Until you get shanghai'd into the 1st Massachusetts Cultural Infantry Division and you look up to see General Elizabeth Warren is your Commanding Officer.

Think about it.

[Speaker to Animals]

It will be worse because there are no clear borders. It's more like the situation preceding the Spanish Civil War. That one was fucking awful. Upwards of 2 million people were killed, most of them civilians.

I think you're on to something.

1. We have a dozen large islands of Lefty's ready to embrace a Stalin or Mao as soon as they get the chance.
2. Then we have this massive low population density zone from the Mississippi to the Pacific Coastal Range, these folks traditional Americans.
3. The Hillfolk from Appalachia to the Ozarks are hardcore American Traditionalists
4. Lastly, where I think the real messy conflicts would be is these wide zones that are more akin to former Yugoslavia. Places like the Interstate 20 corridor through the South or Interstate 80 from NYC to Lincoln, NE.

Well I’ll be one of those fighting from the inside. That’s for sure.

You will be fucking dead or gulaged.

[C-Mag]

You will be fucking dead or gulaged.

Nah, he won't be dead until General Pocohantas orders the him and transgender infantry to clear out Appalachia. Then he will be driven forward with a machine gun at his back and hillbilly guns to his front.

[Speaker to Animals]

You will be fucking dead or gulaged.

Nah, he won't be dead until General Pocohantas orders the him and transgender infantry to clear out Appalachia. Then he will be driven forward with a machine gun at his back and hillbilly guns to his front.

He could tape bottles of oxycodone to his helmet and chest.

[C-Mag]

You will be fucking dead or gulaged.

Nah, he won't be dead until General Pocohantas orders the him and transgender infantry to clear out Appalachia. Then he will be driven forward with a machine gun at his back and hillbilly guns to his front.

He could tape bottles of oxycodone to his helmet and chest.

The 1st Massachussetts Cultural Infantry will spend most of their training time telling TC why he's an evil White Male.

[The Conservative]

I think you're on to something.

1. We have a dozen large islands of Lefty's ready to embrace a Stalin or Mao as soon as they get the chance.
2. Then we have this massive low population density zone from the Mississippi to the Pacific Coastal Range, these folks traditional Americans.
3. The Hillfolk from Appalachia to the Ozarks are hardcore American Traditionalists
4. Lastly, where I think the real messy conflicts would be is these wide zones that are more akin to former Yugoslavia. Places like the Interstate 20 corridor through the South or Interstate 80 from NYC to Lincoln, NE.

Well I’ll be one of those fighting from the inside. That’s for sure.

You will be fucking dead or gulaged.

I have a better chance of surviving than you do.

[Okeefenokee]

[The Conservative]

You will be fucking dead or gulaged.

Nah, he won't be dead until General Pocohantas orders the him and transgender infantry to clear out Appalachia. Then he will be driven forward with a machine gun at his back and hillbilly guns to his front.

They head there I’d be fine. That’s where my family is from. Get a message out, and I’d be rescued.