President for Life

[Okeefenokee]

The party was at the barracks, though.

Fuck yeah it was.

But we were the ones getting the MPs called and getting everyone else in trouble.

[Okeefenokee]

The party was at the barracks, though.

Not for the NCO lol

The only NCOs at the barracks were on duty, and they were as drunk as we were.

By the time I had stripes, those days were over.

I had to sit there at the desk sober, and watch the younger scouts hooking up with the medics.

[Speaker to Animals]

The best times were when the nurses sneak into the enlisted barracks. Apparently, the officers were a bit weak on the vitamin D.

[Speaker to Animals]

My understanding of the culture now is that the Air Force is packed with a shit ton of fitness freaks. Apparently they are all health nuts and spend their free time at the gym.

I don't think these new guys realize what the Air Force used to be about, especially TDY.

[Viktorthepirate]

The party was at the barracks, though.

Not for the NCO lol

The only NCOs at the barracks were on duty, and they were as drunk as we were.

By the time I had stripes, those days were over.

I had to sit there at the desk sober, and watch the younger scouts hooking up with the medics.

I had a good bachelor pad in the barracks as an E5. Than they handed me a BAH check and said GTFO.

After my first 3 years as infantry I became a paralegal with a CIB spending my days listening to divorce stories better fit for a horror novel.

Marriage was not on the agenda.

[Speaker to Animals]

Marriage is a big mistake unless you like the feeling of being a guest in your own home before you are enslaved.

[Viktorthepirate]

Marriage is a big mistake unless you like the feeling of being a guest in your own home before you are enslaved.

Yea, prob happening to me anyways. The lady been with me 7 years and... 5 moves?

She is demanding that half my shit paperwork lol.

I love her, and she always treats me right. I just wish the logic of her request extended beyond "I'm sick of people asking when I'm getting married"

[Speaker to Animals]

Marriage is a big mistake unless you like the feeling of being a guest in your own home before you are enslaved.

Yea, prob happening to me anyways. The lady been with me 7 years and... 5 moves?

She is demanding that half my shit paperwork lol.

I love her, and she always treats me right. I just wish the logic of her request extended beyond "I'm sick of people asking when I'm getting married"

Time to escape to the Philippines before it's too late, bro.

[Martin Hash]

I get paid $500/hr to tell people to get married, especially long-termers.

[Viktorthepirate]

I get paid $500/hr to tell people to get married, especially long-termers.

Explain! Lol