BREAKING: Las Vegas Active Shooter

[TheReal_ND]

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Shit. We goin' all grassy knoll fast as hell on this one, ain't we.

[Speaker to Animals]

The grassy knoll guy was a time traveler who went back to figure out who was on the grassy knoll only to realize it was him looking for the guy on the grassy knoll.

[Penner]

The grassy knoll guy was a time traveler who went back to figure out who was on the grassy knoll only to realize it was him looking for the guy on the grassy knoll.

The Bootstrap paradox- good one.

[C-Mag]

I would definitely like to see a comparable scientist critique that.

I don't what the hell happened, I just know that the stories we are getting are bullshit. Perhaps Law Enforcement has a good reason for withholding info, I don't know.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Current official story is that he was shooting from 2 different windows, with 2 different weapons. There was a piece of paper found, which was 'just some numbers'. Police speculate that it was ranges and elevation to his targets.

[C-Mag]

Current official story is that he was shooting from 2 different windows, with 2 different weapons. There was a piece of paper found, which was 'just some numbers'. Police speculate that it was ranges and elevation to his targets.

Well, according to the Officials in charge in Houston, Hurricane Harvey didn't pose a threat that required evacuation.
So, there's a good example of an Official story.

[TheReal_ND]

> HOST : What do you see?

K9 OFFICER 1 : An armory

> HOST : An armory?

K9 OFFICER 1 : So many guns, so many magazines. Stacks and stacks of magazines, everywhere. Just in suitcases all neatly stacked against pillars that were in the room all stacked up. Rifles placed all throughout. All kinds of monitors and electrical equipment he had in there. It just looked almost like a gunstore.

K9 OFFICER 2 : Shellcasings all over the floor. I could smell the gunpowder that had went off in the room. We were tripping over guns. Tripping over long guns inside. There were so many

> HOST : That many?

K9 OFFICER 2 : Yes.

LVMPD OFFICER 1 : My initial scan of with coming in with my rifle just seeing ah, I am seeing one male down bleeding from the face. He's not a threat, keep going, keep going.

> HOST : You said one male down? That was the shooter?

LVMPD OFFICER 1 : Yes

> HOST : Steven Paddock. What were his wounds?

K9 OFFICER 1 : I didn't see any apparant wounds to his head. But I'd seen a lot of blood coming from out of his mouth.

K9 OFFICER 2 : There was a bloody revolver. I think nearby him that was on the ground consistant with him shooting himself.

> HOST: What else did you see?

K9 OFFICER 1 : I saw a few phones. Laptops. Couple of laptops he had in there. A lot of drills.

K9 OFFICER 2 : Yeah and drillbits.

K9 OFFICER 1 : Drillbits and all kind of tools.

> HOST : This was eerie?

K9 OFFICER 1 : Very eerie. The dust from the explosive breech and then you got the flashing lights it looked straight up out of a movie.

[The Conservative]

Shit. We goin' all grassy knoll fast as hell on this one, ain't we.

Pfft, going, we are full tinfoil hat here boyo.

[The Conservative]

Still like this, even though I know it's not real, it makes sense...