SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Yeah, Trek knows, Xenophon too

Y'all make a good point

I picked up this French Canadian chick, Maude

She was a little hotty selling sex toys outside the sex shop in Yorkville

I smiled at her, she smiled at me

I walked right up and asked her out, point blank

We were fucking by the end of the night

It happens that fast

One of the advantages of not having to wear a mask is chicks being able to see your smile unobstructed

I've had to keep that weapon holstered unfortunately, as much as it pains me to do so, Commie Cooties giveth and Commie Cooties taketh away

Hey lady, can I talk to you in the hall for a moment ?

I think you are very, very sweet, I've been pining for you over here

Do you have a real deal boyfriend, or nah ?

Do you want to go out on a date with me ?

Don't worry, I'm a good guy, I'm not going to burn you, I just want to get to know you better

Ain't nothing to it

[StCapps]

I picked up this French Canadian chick, Maude

She was a little hotty selling sex toys outside the sex shop in Yorkville

I smiled at her, she smiled at me

I walked right up and asked her out, point blank

We were fucking by the end of the night

It happens that fast

One of the advantages of not having to wear a mask is chicks being able to see your smile unobstructed

I've had to keep that weapon holstered unfortunately, as much as it pains me to do so, Commie Cooties giveth and Commie Cooties taketh away

Hey lady, can I talk to you in the hall for a moment ?

I think you are very, very sweet, I've been pining for you over here

Do you have a real deal boyfriend, or nah ?

Do you want to go out on a date with me ?

Don't worry, I'm a good guy, I'm not going to burn you, I just want to get to know you better

Ain't nothing to it

It's a good thing my eyes are such daggers, danger is hot, chicks dig it

[Smitty-48]

One of the advantages of not having to wear a mask is chicks being able to see your smile unobstructed

I've had to keep that weapon holstered unfortunately, as much as it pains me to do so, Commie Cooties giveth and Commie Cooties taketh away

Hey lady, can I talk to you in the hall for a moment ?

I think you are very, very sweet, I've been pining for you over here

Do you have a real deal boyfriend, or nah ?

Do you want to go out on a date with me ?

Don't worry, I'm a good guy, I'm not going to burn you, I just want to get to know you better

Ain't nothing to it

It's a good thing my eyes are such daggers, danger is hot, chicks dig it

Nothing to lose

Find out where you stand

Ask for the deal point blank, short & sweet

All she can do is say yes, or nah

Binary choice, make it happen

[StCapps]

Hey lady, can I talk to you in the hall for a moment ?

I think you are very, very sweet, I've been pining for you over here

Do you have a real deal boyfriend, or nah ?

Do you want to go out on a date with me ?

Don't worry, I'm a good guy, I'm not going to burn you, I just want to get to know you better

Ain't nothing to it

It's a good thing my eyes are such daggers, danger is hot, chicks dig it

Nothing to lose

Find out where you stand

Ask for the deal point blank, short & sweet

All she can do is say yes, or nah

Binary choice, make it happen

[Smitty-48]

Next time there is an opening to speak with her, make your move, no hesitation, no regrets

Patty Mahomes would do it

MVP

[StCapps]

Next time there is an opening to speak with her, make your move, no hesitation, no regrets

Patty Mahomes would do it

MVP

[Smitty-48]

Extroverts score, wallflowers sit on the bench

Get out of your comfort zone and make the binary choice happen

It's a thrill either way

Even if she says nah, at least you know you went for broke

[StCapps]

Extroverts score, wallflowers sit on the bench

Get out of your comfort zone and make the binary choice happen

It's a thrill either way

Even if she says nah, at least you know you went for broke

That Part

[Smitty-48]

That Part

Even with J it was a binary choice

I'm a real deal boyfriend looking for a real deal girlfriend, are you in, or nah ?

Looks down, looks back up "yes, I am"

[StCapps]

That Part

Even with J it was a binary choice

I'm a real deal boyfriend looking for a real deal girlfriend, are you in, or nah ?

Looks down, looks back up "yes, I am"

Whoever this chick is "involved with" reminds me of the Fat Arab Dude

I'm the real deal PGM boyfriend, if Fat Arab Dude 2.0 even exists, he can't hang with that

If he was PGM, she wouldn't have described him as "involved with someone"