2018 World Juniors

[StCapps]

Max Jones, driving to the hoop with authority. That's as close to a dunk through traffic, as you get in hockey, pretty much. Casey Mittlestadt with another grown man goal for a teenager, for the Yanks, the USA be lighting the lamp all pretty like, 3-0 halfway through the first.

What a pass from Tkachuk to Yamamoto, very nice. 4-0.

[Smitty-48]

Which channel is showing the girls' games??

Malte Setkov? He's actually pretty good, 6'6" , plays for Malmo in Sweden, Detroit Red Wings pick.

[StCapps]

Casey Mittlestadt putting on a show out there, two beauty goals in the first.

[Fife]

Which channel is showing the girls' games??

Malte Setkov? He's actually pretty good, 6'6" , plays for Malmo in Sweden, Detroit Red Wings pick.

And his eyebrows and lipstick are fantastic.

David Bowie hockey is what you canucks can't confront. The NFL already flamed out in a SJW sewer in the USA, just hang on for the ride, cousins.

[Smitty-48]

Svetkov seems like a sleeper pick, when Detroit took him, he was 6'2" 165 lbs, now he's 6'6" 200+lbs, and he hasn't stopped growing, by the time he plays for the Wings, he'll probably be 6'7" 230 lbs, and he's skilled, he can skate, big shot from the point, and he's actually pretty tough for an SHL player.

Don't know who you think you're calling out, Fife, but you would get the shit beat out of you in a men's league game, never mind Junior, Setkov could throw you around like a rag doll, any kid playing hockey at this level, is tough by default, you would be too scared to even get on the ice with these kids.

[Speaker to Animals]

Which channel is showing the girls' games??

Malte Setkov? He's actually pretty good, 6'6" , plays for Malmo in Sweden, Detroit Red Wings pick.

And his eyebrows and lipstick are fantastic.

David Bowie hockey is what you canucks can't confront. The NFL already flamed out in a SJW sewer in the USA, just hang on for the ride, cousins.

He's the Steel Dragon.

[Smitty-48]

The kid is a giant, taken 100th overall in the NHL, if he came out and played hockey against us normal folk, he would just skate around and score at will, wouldn't even be able to get the puck off of him, if you tried to get in his way, you'd just get run over and be injured, it would be like playing against a superhuman.

I've played against juniors who were nowhere near getting picked for the NHL, and even they just toy with you, they just shuck you off like you're not even there, honestly, you just try to stay out of their way, cause they could hurt just by accident. They do everything at super high speed, they skate around at thirty miles an hour, when they shoot the puck, it's fuckin' scary, it's like a cannon going off.

They're much bigger and faster than they look on tv, up close and personal, they're monsters, on skates, that kid is almost six foot nine, with equipment, he weighs about 220 lbs. When something like that comes up the ice at you at thirty miles an hour and unloads a hundred mile an hour shot, it's actually pretty intimidating, like playing in traffic on the highway, regular joes like us, going out there on the ice with those kids; we could easily be killed.

Baby faced as he is, I think that Setkov will play in the NHL, and make millions, he's actually become one of Detroit's top prospects since he shot up to six foot six, he's got the NHL frame, and then some.

[Smitty-48]

Canada has cleaned things up in their own end, nothing fancy, making the smart simple plays now, keeping the Slovaks to the outside.

[StCapps]

Makar looks great out there, just gotta give that kid his ice time is all, and he'll work his magic.

[Smitty-48]

Makar is looking like a stud, no doubt, he's been solid at both ends.