Meanwhile in America

[Montegriffo]

Just like how pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza because it throws the entire pie off balance.

Not for me or literally millions of other consumers.
Who are you to say what does or does not belong on my pizza?

And who are you to say I'm wrong because billions of people will agree with me. And since you believe in a Democracy, I win.

Since you believe in free choice, I win.

[The Conservative]

Not for me or literally millions of other consumers.
Who are you to say what does or does not belong on my pizza?

And who are you to say I'm wrong because billions of people will agree with me. And since you believe in a Democracy, I win.

Since you believe in free choice, I win.

I believe in free choice, but I also believe in intervention for those who would hurt themselves and others by making bad decisions, like putting pineapple on pizza.

[TheReal_ND]

[Montegriffo]

And who are you to say I'm wrong because billions of people will agree with me. And since you believe in a Democracy, I win.

Since you believe in free choice, I win.

I believe in free choice, but I also believe in intervention for those who would hurt themselves and others by making bad decisions, like putting pineapple on pizza.

Hurt themselves?
What new definition of hurt are you using here?
Pineapple on pizza enhances and enriches my life.
I'm not going to force you to eat it, what gives you the right to say that I shouldn't be able to enjoy it?

[The Conservative]

Since you believe in free choice, I win.

I believe in free choice, but I also believe in intervention for those who would hurt themselves and others by making bad decisions, like putting pineapple on pizza.

Hurt themselves?
What new definition of hurt are you using here?
Pineapple on pizza enhances and enriches my life.
I'm not going to force you to eat it, what gives you the right to say that I shouldn't be able to enjoy it?

Ahh... so you are saying because you are a responsible person, that you should be able to decide what goes on your pizza right? That other people's views and opinions shouldn't interfere with your freedom of choice?

[Montegriffo]

I believe in free choice, but I also believe in intervention for those who would hurt themselves and others by making bad decisions, like putting pineapple on pizza.

Hurt themselves?
What new definition of hurt are you using here?
Pineapple on pizza enhances and enriches my life.
I'm not going to force you to eat it, what gives you the right to say that I shouldn't be able to enjoy it?

Ahh... so you are saying because you are a responsible person, that you should be able to decide what goes on your pizza right? That other people's views and opinions shouldn't interfere with your freedom of choice?

When it comes to my pizza that is exactly what I am saying.
Are you even reading what I write?
Does my choice of topping harm others?
Does it even have the potential to harm others?

[The Conservative]

Hurt themselves?
What new definition of hurt are you using here?
Pineapple on pizza enhances and enriches my life.
I'm not going to force you to eat it, what gives you the right to say that I shouldn't be able to enjoy it?

Ahh... so you are saying because you are a responsible person, that you should be able to decide what goes on your pizza right? That other people's views and opinions shouldn't interfere with your freedom of choice?

When it comes to my pizza that is exactly what I am saying.
Are you even reading what I write?
Does my choice of topping harm others?
Does it even have the potential to harm others?

What if someone is allergic to pineapple?

[Montegriffo]

Ahh... so you are saying because you are a responsible person, that you should be able to decide what goes on your pizza right? That other people's views and opinions shouldn't interfere with your freedom of choice?

When it comes to my pizza that is exactly what I am saying.
Are you even reading what I write?
Does my choice of topping harm others?
Does it even have the potential to harm others?

What if someone is allergic to pineapple?

How does me eating pineapple on my pizza endanger them?

[The Conservative]

When it comes to my pizza that is exactly what I am saying.
Are you even reading what I write?
Does my choice of topping harm others?
Does it even have the potential to harm others?

What if someone is allergic to pineapple?

How does me eating pineapple on my pizza endanger them?

So you admit, that you are a responsible eater of the dreaded pineapple pizza?

[Montegriffo]

It carries no dread for me.
How beta do you have to be to live in fear of pineapple on a pizza?

Is this why you take guns to work, to assuage your fear of pineapple pizzas?