Real Olympic thread [[[[NO HOCKEY ALLOWED]]]]]

[StCapps]

Faster than the men, honestly still chuckling about that, shit you not.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Faster than the men, honestly still chuckling about that, shit you not.

Not sure what's funny. I've seen more than a few NHL games, and these chicks are moving.

Goal Canada 2-0.

Fist fight in the canadian net lol. This is awesome.

[StCapps]

Faster than the men, honestly still chuckling about that, shit you not.

Not sure what's funny. I've seen more than a few NHL games, and these chicks are moving.

As fast as women can move on skates outside of speed skating, sure, thats still far short of the NHL, you have no idea what you are watching. The game might be fun, and it might be fast for women's hockey, but it's chicks bro, they ain't faster, lulz.

[Smitty-48]

I'm honestly rooting for Russia to win the men's hockey, 1) Vladimir Putin is a big Team Canada fan, he roots for us against everybody except when we play Russia, 2) I'd like them to stick to the IOC Fun Police, but most of all 3) I don't want a fake gold medal being put up beside the three real ones we just won best on best.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Faster than the men, honestly still chuckling about that, shit you not.

Not sure what's funny. I've seen more than a few NHL games, and these chicks are moving.

As fast as women can move, sure, thats still far short of the NHL, you have no idea what you are watching.

God you're pedantic. Obviously the men CAN skate faster, but they usually don't. These women are at full throttle 100% of the time. The game is much faster.

Penalty shot for USA. Blocked.

[Smitty-48]

Honestly, Brock Boeser yo, this kid is unreal, much as I can't stand the Canucks, Boeser is just fun to watch.

The way he disappears and reappears, he's like Brett Hull.

[StCapps]

Fuckin eh, 2 man advantage for the Habs.

[Smitty-48]

Fuckin eh, 2 man advantage for the Habs.

What's the score?

[StCapps]

Fuckin eh, 2 man advantage for the Habs.

What's the score?

1-0 Avs, PK killed the 5 on 3. Varly playing great so far, keep it up.

[Smitty-48]

Did you know Kadri had five points tonight? Two apples to go with the hatrick, first Mitchy gets five, then Naz, that line is white hot.

Really speaks to the world class versatility of Kadri, because I didn't think they would be a good combo, since they both are puck carriers, but Naz can play it any way you want to play it, playmaker, checker, goal scorer, whatevs, Kadri is good at everything, you put him with snipers he'll feed them the puck, you put him with Mitchy he switches to sniper mode.