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[Smitty-48]

When I was a boy in Nova Scotia, my devout Baptist grandfather would make me pray.

Didn't say what it had to be about, he would pray and I would pray beside him.

I prayed to the God of the Hebrews to send me a Dorothy Gale.

Coincidence?

My wife looks exactly like her. It's eerie. And she's my perfect match. Even more eerie.

[Smitty-48]

And when I first saw my wife across a room, the hair stood up on the back of my neck.

I instantly thought of the Lord, the prayer came back to me like a bolt from the sky.

And she was not alone, it looked like she had a date.

But somehow I knew that guy was not with her, it was like God himself was sending me the message.

And he was right, because as soon as I made my move, everything worked out exactly how I had wished, better even.

What are the odds?

[pineapplemike]

50/50?

[Smitty-48]

Felt like a miracle to me.

Minor miracle, none the less, I feel the God of the Hebrews is with me, every time my wife smiles.

[Smitty-48]

And I find that the love really enhances the sex.

The idea of just banging some broad in a bikini, cause nice ass, doesn't do it for me anymore.

I've never wanted for pussy, I got lots of pussy, but none of it compares to the real thing.

[Smitty-48]

Moreover, I love the romance, I love the mystery, I don't get up in my wife's area of the manor, you gotta keep some distance from the ladies chambers, put them up on a pedestal, it's much hotter that way, if you're gonna fuck, fuck a Duchess not a stripper, strippers are sad.

[pineapplemike]

i thought there was a quote where george carlin commented on "sex without love being just as empty and hollow as love without sex," but i couldn't find it, so i'm going to go with this one, which is about nine thousand times worse

“Sex without love has its place, and it’s pretty cool, but when you have it hand in hand with deep commitment and respect and caring, it’s nine thousand times better.”

[Smitty-48]

Indeed. Viagra is still a fine product of the free market tho, because when you're rock hard you can just take your time and enjoy the exquisite beauty of your mate, Viagra is like the F-35, it flies the jet while you just focus on being a tactician.

[Smitty-48]

Even when I was a teenager I felt like finger banging was lame.

In my Recce Det I instituted a no finger banging rule.

Bringing a woman to orgasm by cock alone was the Det standard.

Recce, we own the night.

[Smitty-48]

You can pull their hair, you can fuck them hard, you certainly should talk dirty to them, but finger banging is defeat.

You know it is.

What girl ever said to you in bed "finger bang me hard"?

They say "fuck me hard" because nobody submits to your finger, bro.

Alpha male is all about your cock, finger banging is for Dykes.

Enter Viagra, no worries, rock hard cock as much as you need, great product.