You guys have too much time on your hands. [NSFW]

[SuburbanFarmer]

You're in baby momma jail forever, there's no hope for you, son, you might as well just be a monk.

Soon as you were foolish enough to get roped into the procreation scam, you became a glorified dishwasher.

Don’t I know it. The kids keep me going with purpose, along with a strong denial of the situation.

Yeah, I come from a broken home, it's not the end of the world, but it's definitely not optimal, at the very least, just hang in there until the kids leave the house, then you've pretty much done your duty.

Just don't let them live in mom's basement, kick them out when they're seventeen, start selling them on the Marine Corps now, because if you are ever going to have a younger brunette with birthing hips, you're gonna have to make that move before you're an old codger.

Yeah,so do I. My folks finally split when I was 11 or so, no real damage done. Made me a lot more critical, if anything. I did have a very weird adolescence, but I was never really angry at the parents for splitting.

I’ll be in my late 40s by then, so there’s at least a chance. Duty is duty though. They’re more important than my brunette.
Or so I have to believe anyway. I swear, if they throw it away on drugs or the Middle East, tho..

[Smitty-48]

Don’t I know it. The kids keep me going with purpose, along with a strong denial of the situation.

Yeah, I come from a broken home, it's not the end of the world, but it's definitely not optimal, at the very least, just hang in there until the kids leave the house, then you've pretty much done your duty.

Just don't let them live in mom's basement, kick them out when they're seventeen, start selling them on the Marine Corps now, because if you are ever going to have a younger brunette with birthing hips, you're gonna have to make that move before you're an old codger.

Yeah,so do I. My folks finally split when I was 11 or so, no real damage done. Made me a lot more critical, if anything. I did have a very weird adolescence, but I was never really angry at the parents for splitting.

I’ll be in my late 40s by then, so there’s at least a chance. Duty is duty though. They’re more important than my brunette.
Or so I have to believe anyway. I swear, if they throw it away on drugs or the Middle East, tho..

I don't think I was angry at my parents for splitting, but it was an unstable childhood, I definitely spiraled off the path of middle class bourgeois be a good student go to the right schools get the high paying jobs kind of thing, it was displacing, I had no grounding, I became a hobo of sorts.

Also, no guarantee your kids would be as laid back about it as you and I were, they might fly off the handle and start doing crazy shit just to get back at you, never can tell, but does happen. Kids are weird these days, it ain't the seventies anymore, maan.

As for the brunette, just stay in shape, chicks dig older dudes, so long as they are in shape and they have some money.

[jediuser598]

Yeah, I come from a broken home, it's not the end of the world, but it's definitely not optimal, at the very least, just hang in there until the kids leave the house, then you've pretty much done your duty.

Just don't let them live in mom's basement, kick them out when they're seventeen, start selling them on the Marine Corps now, because if you are ever going to have a younger brunette with birthing hips, you're gonna have to make that move before you're an old codger.

Yeah,so do I. My folks finally split when I was 11 or so, no real damage done. Made me a lot more critical, if anything. I did have a very weird adolescence, but I was never really angry at the parents for splitting.

I’ll be in my late 40s by then, so there’s at least a chance. Duty is duty though. They’re more important than my brunette.
Or so I have to believe anyway. I swear, if they throw it away on drugs or the Middle East, tho..

I don't think I was angry at my parents for splitting, but it was an unstable childhood, I definitely spiraled off the path of middle class bourgeois be a good student go to the right schools get the high paying jobs kind of thing, it was displacing, I had no grounding, I became a hobo of sorts.

Also, no guarantee your kids would be as laid back about it as you and I were, they might fly off the handle and start doing crazy shit just to get back at you, never can tell, but does happen. Kids are weird these days, it ain't the seventies anymore, maan.

As for the brunette, just stay in shape, chicks dig older dudes, so long as they are in shape and they have some money.

That ain't a lie.

When I was about to leave where I grew up, I worked at this min wage job. This one gal, 20 years old, head over heels infatuated with me. Would just watch me sometimes, I'm like come on, you're way too young and too hot to be staring at me, like that. She cried when I left. I felt bad, but I felt nothing for her.

Pretty face, doesn't do it for me. This one gal though, my first love? Oh fuck, she's the one that got me political. I'd spend all night talking to her about 9/11, about politics, religion, and philosophy. She was engaging, and intelligent, and challenging. Eventually she broke my heart after we dated for a bit but you know, that's life.

It's always the intelligence that gets me. We are what we are, I suppose.

You're a lucky man, Smitty.

I'll find my gal someday though. Plenty of fish in the sea.

[Smitty-48]

You're a lucky man, Smitty.

I am indeed, my wife is one in a million, and it was love at first sight for me, and she just happened to be across a room from me one night, never seen her before, wouldn't likely have seen her again, in the big city.

Mind you, I was the one who made it happen, I didn't just sit there and pine for her from afar, I walked over there and sealed the deal, swept her of her feet as the saying goes.

Lucky to be good, and good to be lucky.

[jediuser598]

Yup, unless one goes for it, one will never know. Fortune favors the bold.

[Smitty-48]

The universe aligned for me tho, love at first sight, and she just happens to be my perfect soul mate? She just happened to want the same things I wanted, most importantly, long term commitment, romance, but no procreation?

The Hockey Gods, baby, they were with me that night.

[jediuser598]

The universe aligned for me tho, love at first sight, and she just happens to be my perfect soul mate? She just happened to want the same things I wanted, most importantly, long term commitment, romance, but no procreation?

The Hockey Gods, baby, they were with me that night.

[Speaker to Animals]

So you faggots managed to bury pages of hot red head pics with hockey spam.

[StCapps]

So you faggots managed to bury pages of hot red head pics with hockey spam.

Bruins traded for Rick Nash and got fleeced, if you want to post pics of hot red heads nothing is stopping you.
/shrugs

[Speaker to Animals]

The weed burned out part of your brain.