Oregon: Pump Your Own Gas Crisis

[MilSpecs]

It's been like 0 degrees here for weeks, which is when having someone pump your gas for you is nice.

[Speaker to Animals]

So women need men to stand there and pump gas for them because it's too cold. Got it. #EqualityLMFAO

[Okeefenokee]

I wish Texas would hire someone to go to class for me. It's cold out there.

[K@th]

Wait, wuh?

It's feminism's fault that you can't pump your own gas in NJ? Got a source for that?

[Okeefenokee]

Wait, wuh?

It's feminism's fault that you can't pump your own gas in NJ? Got a source for that?

milspecs, apparently

[Penner]

It's been like 0 degrees here for weeks, which is when having someone pump your gas for you is nice.

Its currently 3 degrees here (tonight's lowest temp is -1. Tomorrow's high is going to be 5 degrees (at best) and they are saying that tomorrow's night's temp is going to be as low as -3 ) and with like -18 wind chills (tomorrow is supposed to be something like - 33 wind chills) and staying in my car so I don't have to pump my gas doesn't sound so bad.

[Speaker to Animals]

Wait. What if we made single mothers pump gas for us a service in exchange for massive gibs to fund their reproductive habits?

[de officiis]

It's been like 0 degrees here for weeks, which is when having someone pump your gas for you is nice.

Its currently 3 degrees here (tonight's lowest temp is -1. Tomorrow's high is going to be 5 degrees (at best) and they are saying that tomorrow's night's temp is going to be as low as -3 ) and with like -18 wind chills (tomorrow is supposed to be something like - 33 wind chills) and staying in my car so I don't have to pump my gas doesn't sound so bad.

That's fine. Just don't pass a law saying we all have to stay in our car, if some of us would prefer to get out and pump it ourselves to save a few bucks.

[Penner]

It's been like 0 degrees here for weeks, which is when having someone pump your gas for you is nice.

Its currently 3 degrees here (tonight's lowest temp is -1. Tomorrow's high is going to be 5 degrees (at best) and they are saying that tomorrow's night's temp is going to be as low as -3 ) and with like -18 wind chills (tomorrow is supposed to be something like - 33 wind chills) and staying in my car so I don't have to pump my gas doesn't sound so bad.

That's fine. Just don't pass a law saying we all have to stay in our car, if some of us would prefer to get out and pump it ourselves to save a few bucks.

Sure okay but with these wind chills you are looking at frost bite, for exposed skin within about 5 minutes.

[Speaker to Animals]

Wow. It's a good thing women don't do any outside work. That's so scary.