Things You Know Will Happen

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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by Martin Hash » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:16 am

I agree, Monte got some points but still needs a little work: Debate Insult is a tough game.
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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by clubgop » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:09 pm

adwinistrator wrote:
clubgop wrote:
adwinistrator wrote:The cataclysmic apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book known to mankind.

It will be an era fraught with boundless greed and corruption where global monetary systems disintegrate leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of over-cooked rice.

The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope and optimism from their once faithful citizens.

Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the ozone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light.

Wholesale assassinations served to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving and wicked to fend for themselves.

Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havoc.

Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to a godless and gutless system, where the rich get richer and the poor get fucked over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, begged on revenge, but against whom?

There are so few left alive.

Starvation reins supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything and anyone in their path.

Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions.

Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison.

Disease then circles the earth, plagues and viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains.

This is Extinction Level Event
The New York Times after Trump won the election? Whew! Good to know, I dont have to take this seriously.
This prediction was made by the philosopher Trevor George Smith Jr. in 1998, in his ground breaking dissertation Extinction Level Event: The Final World Front
I liked it better when it was called chicken little.

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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by clubgop » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:17 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
StCapps wrote:I don't care what everyone else thinks I still like the taste of Trump's cock
We know mate, we know.
Oh? Is the game we playing now? After I change my pants amd wipe my screen and keyboard off, clubbys going to have a little fun. Well a lot of fucking fun.

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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by Okeefenokee » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:45 pm

California wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
What??

That's a pretty serious accusation. If Alexander Hamilton hadn't misquoted Aaron Burr on an antifederalist message board he might still be with us today...
IT
WAS
HILARIOUS
FFS it wasn't even a misquote, all I did was cut out his full quote

I'm still bitter
:lol:

Looks like he is too.
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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by Okeefenokee » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:49 pm

clubgop wrote:
adwinistrator wrote:
clubgop wrote:
The New York Times after Trump won the election? Whew! Good to know, I dont have to take this seriously.
This prediction was made by the philosopher Trevor George Smith Jr. in 1998, in his ground breaking dissertation Extinction Level Event: The Final World Front
I liked it better when it was called chicken little.
Check this out,

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by clubgop » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:52 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
California wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
IT
WAS
HILARIOUS
FFS it wasn't even a misquote, all I did was cut out his full quote

I'm still bitter
:lol:

Looks like he is too.
Don't ask how he get the tast out his mouth.

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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by Hastur » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:55 pm

My prediction:
We will finally find out that Daenerys Targaryen, John Snow and Tyron Lannister are all half siblings. John ends up on the throne married to his half sister.
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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by clubgop » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:03 pm

Hastur wrote:My prediction:
We will finally find out that Daenerys Targaryen, John Snow and Tyron Lannister are all half siblings. John ends up on the throne married to his half sister.
Do you even family tree bro? Jon Snow is Daenerys' nephew not sibling.

Futhermore that entire theory is too far predictable now they have to throw a wrench in it.

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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by heydaralon » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:37 pm

I hate Daneryius and Jon Snow. I hope Cersai or Little Finger wins the throne in the end. Ramsay was my first choice, but he is out of the game now...
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Re: Things You Know Will Happen

Post by heydaralon » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:48 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
California wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
IT
WAS
HILARIOUS
FFS it wasn't even a misquote, all I did was cut out his full quote

I'm still bitter
:lol:

Looks like he is too.
He is just sore that the Brexit negotiations may limit his mobility. Britain's withdrawal from the EU may make his travelling circus in the continent more difficult. Carney types need to be able to travel freely between borders, juggling, setting up rides, and selling funnel cake. This is all pretense of course, as these degenerates are always child molesters or worse, and the travelling nature of their job allows them to sodomize scores of young boys and then set up shop in another area before the authorities wise up. This is standard operating procedure for them since time immemorial. Earlier in the thread when he said I was six years old, his erection nearly burst through his clown pants.
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