SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

In most cases I am overkill anyways, If I step in, people are going to call the cops

This is why Dorothy Paisana is actually the bodyguard and not me

Paisana doesn't care if they call the cops, she'll tell them off too when they arrive

They don't want to mess with a School Marm, even cops are afraid of her

[Smitty-48]

Sacred FTW, Michael Corleone Knows


When that thunderbolt hits me, I will say it all from the heart, and let her know what she means to me, just in case some backstabbing asshole puts a bomb in the car and I can't tell her tomorrow

Live life like you're gonna write a song about it

I am protective of muh Dorothy, but in the end I have to trust her instincts

She's not an Apollonia, she's a corporate boss lady who flies all over the world

So she really can take care of herself, she's not a helpless waif

It's not the helpless waif that I am attracted to, that I can tell you

She was already independent woman when I met her at 24

Already starting to move up the corporate ladder

She looks girly on the outside, but they don't call her Doctor No at work for nothing, she's a hardass at work

[StCapps]

If she can't take care of herself, then she can't take care of me, so what good is that? I'm a lazy fuck, I need to be spoiled rotten. Muh Apollonia will do just that, and I will love her for it.

[Smitty-48]

If she can't take care of herself, then she can't take care of me, so what good is that? I'm a lazy fuck, I need to be spoiled rotten. Muh Apollonia will do just that, and I will love her for it

Mrs Smitty is a Gen X Latchkey Kid too

Her parents are still married, but her mother is a flighty dingbat who can't be relied upon

So Dorothy had to raise herself basically, just like me

[StCapps]

If she can't take care of herself, then she can't take care of me, so what good is that? I'm a lazy fuck, I need to be spoiled rotten. Muh Apollonia will do just that, and I will love her for it

Mrs Smitty is a Gen X Latchkey Kid too

Her parents are still married, but her mother is a flighty dingbat who can't be relied upon

So Dorothy had to raise herself basically, just like me

That's what you want, that's what we all want. Can't be half a gangster anymore, Cappsy

[Smitty-48]

This is why, while she is shy, she's not so precious and pure as an Appalonia

She's streetwise, she's a Baller

[StCapps]

This is why, while she is shy, she's not so precious and pure as an Appalonia

She's streetwise, she's a Baller

Independent woman showering me with all the little things in life for the motherfucking win, but I don't want the Childless Vulcan version, I wants a precious and passionate baby mama qt

But if I want her, I can't be half a gangster anymore, no more half measures

[Smitty-48]

, but I don't want a Childless Vulcan,

Thus why Divine Matchmaker

She can't stand having babies around,

She climbs the walls to get away from them, changing diapers repulses her

What are the odds ?

All for me, baby, I feel you, JRJ

[Montegriffo]

The olive oil pastry came out nice. Lovely crumbly texture and quite a strong taste of olives. I wouldn't say it was better tasting than butter but a perfectly acceptable substitute.

[StCapps]

, but I don't want a Childless Vulcan,

Thus why Divine Matchmaker

She can't stand having babies around,

She climbs the walls to get away from them, changing diapers repulses her

What are the odds ?

All for me, baby, I feel you, JRJ

Muh Apollonia will be all for me, and even better than the fictional version,

More Apollonia than Apollonia and more, just like your Dorothy Gale is more Dorothy than Dorothy and more

Kizmit, Intelligent Design is Destiny, Deus Ex Machina FTW

All for me baby, I feel you, JRJ