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by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:01 am
Hard to argue with this kind of homespun wisdom around here. Yes, cell phones are amazing, and we have internetz. We sometimes have enough money to buy our very own house, and even pay for it. Why, you can gorge yourself on substandard food at any hour! All good things for the lower classes. Yes, the moneyed-classes are busy building Versailles and cruising around in private aircraft carriers, but we can all agree that the streets are relatively clean.
It's hard for the human mind to grasp the stratospheric launch of the modern US economy from just a few decades ago. We hear "richest country in the world" all the time, but then think nothing more of it. Being the world's reserve currency means that (for the moment) we have near-infinite wealth via our money printing machines at the Fed. There's no limit to the wealth that we can create, but we've certainly tried.
Yet somehow, inconceivably, the middle class is being lowered - not slowly. There's effectively no difference between a middle-class income and a min-wage laborer, on the scale of American incomes. If you were to take an "average" of them, it would be around $150k/year. That's because the vast majority of that new wealth has gone to the ruling class.
COMMIE! you scream, desperately clinging to your chosen propaganda. SOSHULIZM! though you have no clear understanding of what that term means.
Oh, the chains are very real. You won't feel them on your wrists, until you refuse to pay your 24% interest debts, but they're there. The guilt, the shame, the self-blame when your family doesn't look like what you grew up with. When you can't make that house payment, and have to load the kids into the van to live with (hopefully) your parents. All of the weight of society telling you that it's your fault because you just didn't work hard enough. Be sure to stay out of the left lane where the Teslas drive.
You want to ignore (and most don't even understand) that inflation is slowly eating away at your savings and earnings, because surely the system can't be rigged that way. After all, grandpa saved up every penny and ended up a wealthy man. That couldn't possibly have changed, so it's your fault that you're broke. You failed.
You don't understand wtf a stock market is, or why anyone would care what it does, but it sure seemed to matter in 2008 for some reason. No worries for you though, you'll never have anything to put in it, you loser. At least there's HDTV, beaming 1,000 hours of advertising into your brain every year. Just one more Snuggie or some hot wings, and you can forget the pain. Your wife will love you, if you go deep enough into debt for a diamond. Your kids just need enough electronics to feel your love, then you'll feel better. Hey pretty people drink lite beer, and sit in bars - sounds good enough for me.
Grind that wheel, little hampster, live your television dreams. Don't worry about what the rest are doing - what are you, some kind of jealous commie? Stay in your box, pretend you have value, and you're making a difference just by being you. You don't pay taxes, you get refunds! That should make the next credit card payment... now how bout a new TV?