THE ERA OF TRUMP

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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:08 pm

skankhunt42 wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:Might just be blue skying right now, but destabilizing Mexico into a meltdown does fit the agenda quite nicely, justifies sealing the border, drives businesses out of Mexico, spurs MIC spending, and makes both the oil price and US dollar go up, boosting shale production without suffering a big jump in gas prices.

For the TrumpXon-Mobile-Sachs-Plex; invading Mexico would be a win-win-win-win-win.
I was having a conversation with a co-worker today about this very thing. This IS EXACTLY what is happening.
There will be so much winning you're going to get sick of winning.

Not me though, make it rain, Big Daddy Trump, I was never too keen on those Mexicans anyways.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:09 pm

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HAHA FUCK YOU DINGOS NOT THIS TIME

Smitty, you want some boat people?

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:12 pm

Send them to Denmark. It will make Black Pete celebrations easier.

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Post by Fife » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:13 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:Might just be blue skying right now, but destabilizing Mexico into a meltdown does fit the agenda quite nicely, justifies sealing the border, drives businesses out of Mexico, spurs MIC spending, and makes both the oil price and US dollar go up, boosting shale production without suffering a big jump in gas prices.

For the TrumpXon-Mobile-Sachs-Plex; invading Mexico would be a win-win-win-win-win.
Offer the chido wey estoy grifos petrol at 10 pesos/liter and Budweiser at 200 pesos/case and the invasion will take about 30 minutes.

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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:18 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
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Penner wrote:So Canada might get some pretty good talent if this happen, eh?
Send us your techy, your geeky, your huddled Asians yearning to write code.
You'll notice that the older industries started cozying up to Trump as soon as he was elected, but the young industries are still intent on fighting him and their fellow Americans.

:violence-pistoldouble: :ugeek:
But they're not moving your fellow Americans to Canada, they're just moving those filthy, filthy, foreign devils, don't worry, we'll take them off your hands, we are foreign devils too after all.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:21 pm

At this point, Mexicans are probably looking forward to being liberated and occupied by the US. Think of all the infrastructure spending and rebuilding that comes with that.

Shit, if I lived in a hovel, I'd want to start shit with America too, and get all that sweet nation-building cash.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:26 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:
Send us your techy, your geeky, your huddled Asians yearning to write code.
You'll notice that the older industries started cozying up to Trump as soon as he was elected, but the young industries are still intent on fighting him and their fellow Americans.

:violence-pistoldouble: :ugeek:
But they're not moving your fellow Americans to Canada, they're just moving those filthy, filthy, foreign devils, don't worry, we'll take them off your hands, we are foreign devils too after all.
So they can keep making billions in Silicon Valley by importing immigrants. Now they want to export their immigrants to Canada to avoid losing their cubicle plantations. Remember, these are the jobs that were supposed to go to Americans who were laid off when all their factories got offshored to China. Everything was supposed to be alright, because Americans would just go to college and get better jobs while the asians did the factory work.
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Post by de officiis » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:30 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:I just wanted less Mexicans.
Oddly enough, reports are that the Mexicans are getting a feeling of national pride again by being dissed by the Donald. Naturally, our corporate interests are going to be unhappy due to the calls to boycott American food and goods, but the way I see it, maybe this will be a good thing. Maybe they'll get their shit together and start doing something about the drug trade.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:30 pm

Fife wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:Might just be blue skying right now, but destabilizing Mexico into a meltdown does fit the agenda quite nicely, justifies sealing the border, drives businesses out of Mexico, spurs MIC spending, and makes both the oil price and US dollar go up, boosting shale production without suffering a big jump in gas prices.

For the TrumpXon-Mobile-Sachs-Plex; invading Mexico would be a win-win-win-win-win.
Offer the chido wey estoy grifos petrol at 10 pesos/liter and Budweiser at 200 pesos/case and the invasion will take about 30 minutes.
Well you don't launch an overt invasion and occupy the place, come come now, Fife :naughty: Pottery Barn Rule and all that.

No, that wouldn't do, so what you do, is just use the CIA to wage a "secret" war, light the place up, but with plausible deniability, your forces aren't there to destabilize, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no....

...these forces, are "stabilization forces", you're not "invading" Mexico, you're just there to "advise and assist".

Like Colombia, except right next door.
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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:38 pm

de officiis wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:I just wanted less Mexicans.
Oddly enough, reports are that the Mexicans are getting a feeling of national pride again by being dissed by the Donald. Naturally, our corporate interests are going to be unhappy due to the calls to boycott American food and goods, but the way I see it, maybe this will be a good thing. Maybe they'll get their shit together and start doing something about the drug trade.
They never fucking lose it. I mean I'm not mad at them because that's the way it should be but yeah, if you like Mexico enough to rock it's flag here maybe you should go back to what you're so proud of.