Minimum Wage just went up to $11.50 in Washington State. The price of milk is $2.68 a Gallon.

[DBTrek]

I have one killer joke for sale if you’re buying material for a routine... but it’s edgy af.

[Montegriffo]

Try it out on us and we'll tell you what we think it's worth...

[Smitty-48]

Daralon's routine was worth a chuckle the first couple of times, but 500 times later it's just gumming up the threads with overplaying that same card repetitively.

[DBTrek]

Try it out on us and we'll tell you what we think it's worth...

Once it’s in the wild it’s free.

No can do.

Plus, I’m the wrong hands it could warrant a severe beating and I don’t want that on my conscience.

It’s a great joke tho.
Chappelle level.
Bill Burr level.

For daralon I’d even throw in the follow up joke that should spare you the beating.

[Montegriffo]

Daralon's routine was worth a chuckle the first couple of times, but 500 times later it's just gumming up the threads with overplaying that same card repetitively.

Too harsh, repetition is part of a good routine. Maybe fewer posts but keep the good jokes in just work out new ways to tell them.
I like the begging routine, makes me laugh every time, whether it's asking Martin for cash or wanting presents from everyone.
The surreal/batshit crazy stuff is the best though.

[Smitty-48]

Being funny on an internet forum, plus the exact fare, gets you a ride on the public transit. Like I say, if you're going to get a gig on the side, make it something you like to do and were in fact doing anyways, but also make sure that you get paid for it.

[StCapps]

It's hit or miss, sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes you wished you scrolled past, which is to be expected, because he's basically throwing random shit against the wall, and seeing what sticks, mad libs, the poster.

[Montegriffo]

Try it out on us and we'll tell you what we think it's worth...

Once it’s in the wild it’s free.

No can do.

Plus, I’m the wrong hands it could warrant a severe beating and I don’t want that on my conscience.

It’s a great joke tho.
Chappelle level.
Bill Burr level.

For daralon I’d even throw in the follow up joke that should spare you the beating.

That's not how it works. If you want to sell me a joke you have to show me it then we work out a figure of what it will cost me each time I use it.

[DBTrek]

Must be why selling jokes isn’t a job. Too risky. You lay down some gold star material, buyer says “nah”.
Three months later they’re making bank off a slightly modified version of your material.

Cut throat entertainers.
And People complain about predatory lenders....

[heydaralon]

Being funny on an internet forum, plus the exact fare, gets you a ride on the public transit. Like I say, if you're going to get a gig on the side, make it something you like to do and were in fact doing anyways, but also make sure that you get paid for it.

Even though its directed at me, that exact fare joke is a comedy central roast level burn. Most truly good humor stings a little though...
Always a bit too much truth in the best jokes/jabs.