SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[heydaralon]

I own less than $5000 in stocks. I do not care. Germany gets a few cases, I do not care. I get sick, I do not care. Almost a 98% chance I'll live. I do not care. I'm not eating rice, and you'll just look like a loser doing it.

[Ph64]

[heydaralon]

To all the people on here hoarding rice and other goods:


How do you sleep at night? That food could be given to families in need, or orphans even. There are many low income families that could use that food. It might be the only food they eat all week. Yet you are just being greedy, wasting food on a day that will never come. Why would anyone want to live that way, being selfish?

[heydaralon]

GuiltyPartyof5, SpeculatorofAnimals, and (P)Hoarder64 are trying to buy up all the rice and commodities to create a nightmare scenario. Are we gonna just sit here and take that?


Are you guys on MHF going to let these robber barons buy up all the Ramen?


Fuck that.

I'm getting really tired of these guys trying to warp markets by speculating and buying goods.

There is a virus ripping the world apart right now. Its not the flu. It is Greed.

[TheReal_ND]

You know those chicken littles at kfc? I had a few the other day and they were pretty good. The pickle mixed with the tangy sauce really brings out the flavor of the chicken. I would totally recommend it. I got the potato wedges with it. They were elegantly crispy with just the right amount of salt. I washed it down with an ice cold Mountain Dew Baja blast. It perfectly quenched my thirst. I plan on stocking up on these items

[Montegriffo]

I own less than $5000 in stocks. I do not care. Germany gets a few cases, I do not care. I get sick, I do not care. Almost a 98% chance I'll live. I do not care. I'm not eating rice, and you'll just look like a loser doing it.

Actually, you've probably got nearly 100% chance of recovering since you are not over 65 and don't have an existing respiratory condition.

[Ph64]

UPDATE
Reporter: can you tell me what we’re looking at?
WHO: We have what appears to be a dead body. But it’s till to early to tell.
What we do know is that he is not breathing, and it would seem that there’s no pulse . But it’s still to early to tell.
Reporter: can you give us any more information.?
WHO: Ha ha ... yes, well. There is a slight discolouration, and what may or may not be an odour of decay. But as I hate saying, it’s really too early to tell...ha ha.
Reporter: mmm, yes ... what is your immediate course of action?
WHO: we are considering incinerating him, but there are other options that experts around the world are still working on. Its really really much too early to say.
Reporter: and your recommendations to our viewers?
WHO: Do not stop flying all over the world. Do not be racist, and wash your hands. Other then that, you’re really on your own.
Reporter: well, thank you very much for this update, it’s been a pleasure talking to you.

[pineapplemike]

honestly a month long quarantine in my apartment sounds great, it'll be like a stay-cation away from work. idk what all these chinese people are complaining about, i thought they complained that they were overworked? now they get a vacation and they complain? good lord

[Speaker to Animals]

honestly a month long quarantine in my apartment sounds great, it'll be like a stay-cation away from work. idk what all these chinese people are complaining about, i thought they complained that they were overworked? now they get a vacation and they complain? good lord

They are running out of food.

Make sure your entertainment is ready. Batteries for console controllers..

[Ph64]

honestly a month long quarantine in my apartment sounds great, it'll be like a stay-cation away from work. idk what all these chinese people are complaining about, i thought they complained that they were overworked? now they get a vacation and they complain? good lord

...until you're getting evicted from that apartment for not paying rent because it turns out most employers won't pay you for not working... Oh yeah, and if you have no money it's hard to buy food, but hey, who needs to eat anyways right??