SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Lawdy

The sun is setting through a truly biblical cloud formation

Sunrays shooting down through the clouds

Straight out of the Gospels

Fall to your knees in the presence of the Almighty, under the church of the big sky

Can't get much more MAGA than this, MAGA Man

Life is like a movie right now

[Smitty-48]

Honestly shaking my faith as a Deist

Feeling the Protestant coming on now, like a thunderbolt

This event, this war, has changed my life, in a fortnight

Miraculous intervention is real

Message from God himself, in real time

[Montegriffo]

I'm going to pray to god to ask him to stop giving children leukemia.
I don't know which god to pray to though. There are about 3000 of them and I'm not sure which one is responsible.
Does anyone know which one hates children the most?

[Smitty-48]

I'm going to pray to god to ask him to stop giving children leukemia.
I don't know which god to pray to though. There are about 3000 of them and I'm not sure which one is responsible.
Does anyone know which one hates children the most?

I'm living without irony nor sarcasm now

Feeling it all, right now

Event Horizon

Feels good man

Smitty Crockett 9000

Wide Awake

[SuburbanFarmer]

This is what happens when industrial agriculture faces a problem.

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/far ... erica-eats

[Smitty-48]

Mrs Smitty says hair dye is the new toilet paper as roots are starting to show

That was one of the things she stocked up on just before we locked down

Hair dying in progress, whole new girlfriend

I like my greying hair, it's cool, it's a nice blend, subtle

Not quite ready for grey haired Mrs Smitty tho, get dat dye job

[StCapps]

Okay, sauce is in the Lagostina pot slow cooking

Mrs Smitty has hooked Crave TV, HBO etcetera up to the Roku

So now I can run movie night in bed, Roko is easy

Another sunset in paradise over the estate

Still a little cold

Still on the deck tho

Arcteryx LEAF gear FTW

Kentucky Straight Bourbon, neat

Paramilitary Chic

Fuck yeah Crave TV with the HBO, now you can watch Boardwalk Empire and get your Prohibition Scofflaw on, once you get out of the Gen X latchkey babysitter mood, I'm assuming not on Easter, but eventually

You're not half a TV gangster anymore Smitty, God Bless that Godless Angel of yours

[StCapps]

Happy Easter Cocksuckers
*Joey Diaz voice*

[Montegriffo]

Boris leaves hospital and will travel to Chequers to continue his recovery.

[StCapps]

Boris leaves hospital and will travel to Chequers to continue his recovery.

Boris is invincible, who knew?