"Liberating" Vuvuzela, A War I Can Get Behind

[Speaker to Animals]

Russian bombers are striking our Airborne positions to the southwest of the city. Fuck. We didn't see that coming.

[Fife]

Hey Martin, tell the boys to fire up the laser printer. We're gonna need some more imaginary money pretty quick.

[TheReal_ND]

Who the fuck does this asshole think he is? God?

[Fife]

Who's to tell him he's not the lord almighty?

It's unthinkable that this lunatic fuckface has weaseled his way back into power.

Unthinkable but true.

Fucking Jared told Trump to STFU and get out of the way.

[DBTrek]

Some people just don’t take kindly to getting advice I guess.


Go ahead guys, sink your stock portfolios into Venezuelan commodities. I’m out, until they start an index fund for Venezuelan misery.

[TheReal_ND]

Some people just don’t take kindly to getting advice I guess.


Go ahead guys, sink your stock portfolios into Venezuelan commodities. I’m out, until they start an index fund for Venezuelan misery.

He's threatening to tank gold and oil. Because those are things. And Venezuela is a thing.

[TheReal_ND]

Like who the fuck even cares? I thought we were in a trade war with China, who pulled the rug out and started this shit with Venezuela out of absolutely nowhere? You want to know who? These fucking FAGGOTS THAT CANT WAIT TO SWOOP IN AND BUY THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY UP

FUCK

TIRED OF THIS SHIT I JUST WANTED A FUCKING WALL

[DBTrek]

How tho?
I don’t understand how Bolton can tank the value of a global commodity. He can’t ramp up production (supply) of the commodity and he can’t control global demand.

So what’s he going to do?

[TheReal_ND]

[TheReal_ND]